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Hamburger and Fries
A man orders this. "me too" says the ostrich next to him.
"That' $9.40 says the waitress. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change.
They return the next day. Both order a steak and potato and again the man pays with exact change.
"How do you do that" the waitress asks.
"A genie grantd me two wishes" explains the man. "My first was that I'd always have the correct amount of money to pay for anything"
"Brilliant, but what's with the ostrich" says the waitress
" My second wish was for an exotic chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say"
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| July 9, 2006, 11:30 |
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