It goes something like this.I just recieved the most excruciatingly pleasureable,mind-numbing,
the wettest blowjob ever.It was administered by a set of near perfect,full,seductive lips ever to
grace my dick with their carress(she kissed well,also...lol).She was a fitness trainer..taught
full body,tight abs,killer legs and a rock hard
j-lo ass(no kidding-she was packing a killer 38
inch,solid ass).The things she did to me.I usually
am the one that leaves them lost in the land of erotica(I am a true freak,and exceptionally proud of this attribute-many are called...etc...lol),but
she made me howl like alittle bitch.A great blow to my maleness(lol).I felt like I was weightless in space(talk about applied astro-physics-lol).At
one point,my eyes adjusted back into my skull and re-focused.I looked down at saw her going at my dick like it was her first meall in days.My entire dick and balls were engulfed in her saliva...just glistening with oral sex .The head
of my cock(it looks like this really fat battering ram-lol),was throbbing uncontrollably(
never had that happen before).The suction from her lips...so gloriously tight and fluid...just moving wrecklessly up and down my shaft.Then I did something that I have never done.I just shot cum with the force of a water cannon.She didn't even try to dodge it.She tried to catch it with her mouth while it was shooting into the air(lol)..it turned me the fuck on so much..She went back to blowing me,and I came again..it was everywhere.From there,we fucked like animals.It ended with another blow job...Total Nirvana.

Question.Have any of you guys been in this situation.

...and how do i break up with her...lol

Peace and Blessings,
Artful1

P.S. this really happened...

Ouch!! but a good point, "familiarity breeds contempt" , it can breed quite a few unpleasant thingS! I'll admit it has crossed my mind, that if a boyfriend ever hurt me soooo deeply, or did something that just really pissed me off, instead of breaking up and getting out of his life, I'd marry him instead, and make him pay every day.

get her drunker than a rat(slip her something extra if you have to), make sure she passes out, then you and a friend arrange it so when she starts coming too, (naked, near naked,or definite state of disarray)finds herself with another man( your friend), juat at the time you walk in, there ya go, damn slut , it was all her fault

get her drunker than a rat(slip her something extra if you have to), make sure she passes out, then you and a friend arrange it so when she starts coming too, (naked, near naked,or definite state of disarray)finds herself with another man( your friend), juat at the time you walk in, there ya go, damn slut , it was all her fault

I thank you all for all of your input.After careful evaluation of your each of your rather resolute responses...I have simply decided to kill her,post-haste...

....and then dump her hot-to-death lifeless form
into the Passaic river in New Jersey(nothing ever
re-surfaces from the passaic)...

...naturally...I'll have to fuck her first(lol)

Peace and Blessings,
Artful1

you 2 are scarey now, stop it.

...That sounds like it was taken right from one of my most favorite movies of all time,"Arsenic and Old Lace" with Carey Grant...

...Deye,you are right.Please excuse my selfishness,its uncharacteristic of me.A blowjob
like the one I recently recieved should be on
an inter-national tour circuit... I will see what
I can do...

Peace and Blessings,
Artful1

...That sounds like it was taken right from one of my most favorite movies of all time,"Arsenic and Old Lace" with Carey Grant...

  QUOTE (artful1 @ July 17, 2004, 10:11)


weren't there two old ladies in that movie who poisoned the lemonade or something?



(I do love that movie!)
Her name was Emma, besides murdering by poison, she also took to hanging with infamous gangsters, like Pretty Boy Floyd. Once she was taken to trial, she was convicted for life at the Jefferson City Prison. She spent her remaining days there as a cook.