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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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BBQ
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is
set in
motion:
1. Woman buys food
2. Woman washes and prepares salad, makes dessert.
3. Woman prepares meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the BBQ beer in hand. Woman pours herself large glass white wine.
4. The important part: MAN PLACES MEAT ON BBQ! Commander of the coals!
5. Woman goes inside to organise plates and cutlery.
6. Woman comes out to tell man meat is burning. Man thanks her and asks if she will bring out another beer while he Deals with the Situation.
7. Next important part: MAN TAKES MEAT OFF BBQ AND HANDS IT TO WOMAN
8.Woman starts drinking wine from bottle. Scrapes burnt bits of meat and produces M&S kebabs from oven which she bought just in case.
Woman prepares plates, salad, bread, cutlery, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, woman clears table and loads dishwasher.
10.Everyone praises the MAN and thanks HIM for his cooking efforts.
11.Man asks the woman how she enjoyed her "night off". Woman grips barbecue skewer tightly. Says nothing. 
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| July 6, 2006, 08:24 |
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Re: BBQ
 high five!
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| July 6, 2006, 08:26 |
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Re: BBQ
Awww men...they think that putting dirty dishes in the sink is "cleaning the kitchen"... throwing clothes in a washer with some soap and pushing a button and they've "done the laundry"....oh we could go on and on....
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| July 6, 2006, 10:12 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: BBQ
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 6, 2006, 10:12)Awww men...they think that putting dirty dishes in the sink is "cleaning the kitchen"... throwing clothes in a washer with some soap and pushing a button and they've "done the laundry"....oh we could go on and on....
Sorry to spoil your fun, but i actually cook, do dishes, laundry ,iron and sew, even no where switch on vacuum is so i guess where not all bad. I was trained by wife and mother correctly i guess. hehehe 
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| July 6, 2006, 14:05 |
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Re: Re: BBQ
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 6, 2006, 10:12)Awww men...they think that putting dirty dishes in the sink is "cleaning the kitchen"... throwing clothes in a washer with some soap and pushing a button and they've "done the laundry"....oh we could go on and on....
Men do dishes and laundry??
I eat out most of the time and thro out dirty clothes.  
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| July 6, 2006, 14:14 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: BBQ
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ July 6, 2006, 08:26) high five!
I have a high 7" for you moon will that do---hehehe 
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| July 6, 2006, 14:32 |
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