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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Justice
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing, and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says "Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading a book,"she replies, thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?' "Your fishing in a restricted fishing area." he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm just reading," "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," the woman said. "But I haven't touched you!" replies the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, Ma'am," And he left.
Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads; it's likely she can also think.
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| June 27, 2006, 11:18 |
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Re: Justice
 
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| June 27, 2006, 11:57 |
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