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IRISH PROSTITUTE
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.
  
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| June 26, 2006, 14:04 |
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Re: IRISH PROSTITUTE
Too bad she wasn't catholic 
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| June 26, 2006, 15:01 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Re: IRISH PROSTITUTE
QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 26, 2006, 15:01)
ahahahaha... are you still looking?
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| June 26, 2006, 16:17 |
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40something
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In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: IRISH PROSTITUTE
QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 26, 2006, 15:01)
The devil never gives up!
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| June 26, 2006, 17:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: IRISH PROSTITUTE
QUOTE (lizonya @ June 26, 2006, 16:17) QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 26, 2006, 15:01)
ahahahaha... are you still looking?
yes, i am!! Ummm, you wouldn't happen to be catholic??
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| June 26, 2006, 17:07 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: IRISH PROSTITUTE
no, sorry.... 
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| June 27, 2006, 00:47 |
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Re: Re: IRISH PROSTITUTE
QUOTE (lizonya @ June 27, 2006, 00:47)no, sorry....
 
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| June 27, 2006, 07:49 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: IRISH PROSTITUTE
Another good one.......
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| June 28, 2006, 00:15 |
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Re: IRISH PROSTITUTE
Where do you find all these jokes Moon?
Very cute
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