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Plays On Words
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count who votes.
6. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
7. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
8. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
9. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
10. A calendar's days are numbered.
11. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
12. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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| June 26, 2006, 14:02 |
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| June 26, 2006, 14:59 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Plays On Words
these are kind of like oxy-morons...jumbo shrimp? kinda ~
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| June 26, 2006, 16:22 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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| June 26, 2006, 17:03 |
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Did liz just call me a moron? 
 
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| June 27, 2006, 08:04 |
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Re: Re: Plays On Words
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ June 27, 2006, 08:04)
Nooooooooo, think it was ox.
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| June 27, 2006, 08:11 |
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