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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Test yourself!
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult.
But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attended... except one. Which animal did not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.
This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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| June 24, 2006, 14:23 |
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Re: Test yourself!
I failed. 
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| June 24, 2006, 15:03 |
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Re: Test yourself!
Oh well I'm not to smart lmao 
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| July 11, 2006, 23:33 |
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Re: Test yourself!
LMAO.. thats great.. i loved it!
although i failed miserably
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| July 11, 2006, 23:43 |
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Re: Test yourself!
All I got was the part about all the animals in the refrig, I failed badly. 
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| July 12, 2006, 00:17 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Test yourself!
I failed also...But if this is the worst thing that happens to me, I'll be happy. 
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| July 12, 2006, 00:46 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Test yourself!
I failed, too...does this mean I have to go back to Kindergarden?
 
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