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If you dick was a tree what kind would it be??



MInes a willow
 June 23, 2006, 22:36
 nykitten
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 54 / female
 Pawling, New York, US
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 June 24, 2006, 06:31
 

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I'd say that mine's a redwood but you'd all know I was full of shit!
 June 24, 2006, 06:41
 

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  QUOTE (caulfmj @ June 24, 2006, 06:41)
I'd say that mine's a redwood but you'd all know I was full of shit!




No redwoods in MN even though they named a town after them. [Redwood Falls]
 June 24, 2006, 09:40
 

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What?? No one chose the "weeping willow"?????
 June 24, 2006, 11:28
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 54 / female
 Pawling, New York, US
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  QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 24, 2006, 11:28)
What?? No one chose the "weeping willow"?????



And Im the one to say never assume!....I just thought thats what he meant!....Didn't know their was two different kinds of willows, thought he was just shortening it.....
 June 24, 2006, 12:36
 

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nooooo kitten...I'm sure he doesn't want to shorten it
 June 24, 2006, 12:40
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 57 / female
 In the Sun, Arizona, US
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dare I mention the "Palm Tree"
 June 24, 2006, 12:58
 

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  QUOTE (nykitten @ June 24, 2006, 12:36)
  QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 24, 2006, 11:28)
What?? No one chose the "weeping willow"?????



And Im the one to say never assume!....I just thought thats what he meant!....Didn't know their was two different kinds of willows, thought he was just shortening it.....




it's already too short. I can prove that if you want me too.
 June 24, 2006, 13:01
 

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  QUOTE (40something @ June 24, 2006, 12:58)
dare I mention the "Palm Tree"





WOW!! yours is a palm tree??
 June 24, 2006, 13:02
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 In the Sun, Arizona, US
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  QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 24, 2006, 13:02)
  QUOTE (40something @ June 24, 2006, 12:58)
dare I mention the "Palm Tree"





WOW!! yours is a palm tree??



you are the devil, I was thinking that maybe there are a lot of "Palm" trees - looking to upgrade, that's why they are here.... Get thee behind me satan..
 June 24, 2006, 13:07
 

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  QUOTE (40something @ June 24, 2006, 13:07)
  QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 24, 2006, 13:02)
  QUOTE (40something @ June 24, 2006, 12:58)
dare I mention the "Palm Tree"





WOW!! yours is a palm tree??



you are the devil, I was thinking that maybe there are a lot of "Palm" trees - looking to upgrade, that's why they are here.... Get thee behind me satan..




Yup.
 June 24, 2006, 13:12
 

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I like being behind.
 June 24, 2006, 13:12
 

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MIne would be a dwarf pine...soft wood
 June 24, 2006, 14:13
 

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why oh why are you men so hard on yourselves??
 June 24, 2006, 15:43
 

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  QUOTE (hotnsexy2 @ June 24, 2006, 15:43)
why oh why are you men so hard on yourselves??




We learn from women and it's fun.
 June 24, 2006, 16:45
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 phoenix, Arizona, US
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Definatelly a xmas tree--balls are always hanging from it---ho ho ho
 June 24, 2006, 17:40
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 Pawling, New York, US
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  QUOTE (azcapt @ June 24, 2006, 17:40)
Definatelly a xmas tree--balls are always hanging from it---ho ho ho



Thats a Great one!
 June 24, 2006, 17:58
 

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AZ - that was Good!!
 June 24, 2006, 20:22
 

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As long as were dreaming, I'll go for the Bigtoothed Aspen, or Pignut Hickory, or serviceberry, or I think I like the Sugar Maple, yeah thats it "Sugar Maple"
 June 25, 2006, 21:06
 

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Mine's a GUM tree, from Australia.
 June 25, 2006, 21:22
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 lake elsinore, California, US
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yummy! sugar maple, gum... that all makes me want some in my mouth
 June 25, 2006, 21:25
 

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  QUOTE (lizonya @ June 25, 2006, 21:25)
yummy! sugar maple, gum... that all makes me want some in my mouth





Another messy gal
 June 25, 2006, 21:32
 

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  QUOTE (lizonya @ June 25, 2006, 21:25)
yummy! sugar maple, gum... that all makes me want some in my mouth


How far is Lake Elsinore from Chicago?? 3some .gif">
 June 25, 2006, 23:27
 

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  QUOTE (hothands @ June 25, 2006, 23:27)
  QUOTE (lizonya @ June 25, 2006, 21:25)
yummy! sugar maple, gum... that all makes me want some in my mouth


How far is Lake Elsinore from Chicago?? 3some .gif">






2 hours.
 June 25, 2006, 23:35
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 63 / male
 Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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OK, let's try something exotic, like a ....yeah something from south America..."Ironwood Tree" hehehe there really is such a tree before you ask, and there is a good reason why it was given that name.
 June 26, 2006, 01:35
 

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if i were a tree...how bout a "shagbark hickory"...its from the edible nut grouping...

get it all in one...shagging...and of course oral..with the edible part...and kick in a little "spice" with hickory...

with deep roots..give me sunshine and water...a fertile place to grow...he, hee..
 June 26, 2006, 10:11
 

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I'm surprized with all the originality on this.


Many original ideas!!
 June 26, 2006, 11:46
 

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I'm waitin' for the MIGHTY OAK!

 June 26, 2006, 13:50
 40something
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 In the Sun, Arizona, US
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  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ June 26, 2006, 13:50)
I'm waitin' for the MIGHTY OAK!




Do we have to wait???? Can't someone help in the meantime?
 June 26, 2006, 16:41
 

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  QUOTE (40something @ June 26, 2006, 16:41)
  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ June 26, 2006, 13:50)
I'm waitin' for the MIGHTY OAK!




Do we have to wait???? Can't someone help in the meantime?




BE happy to, but my willow is busy weeping.
 June 26, 2006, 17:04
 

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Mine is a pussy willow.
 June 26, 2006, 17:21
 

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  QUOTE (nineforu @ June 26, 2006, 17:21)
Mine is a pussy willow.

 June 26, 2006, 17:33
 

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White oak.......
 June 26, 2006, 18:04
 

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There better not be any bur aoks out there....... OUCH!

 June 27, 2006, 08:07
 

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  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ June 27, 2006, 08:07)
There better not be any bur aoks out there....... OUCH!










Prickle pine
 June 27, 2006, 08:08
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 Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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  QUOTE (caulfmj @ June 24, 2006, 06:41)
I'd say that mine's a redwood but you'd all know I was full of shit!



No, we'd say you were full of shit if you said, "Petrified" as in the forest?!...
 June 27, 2006, 10:21
 

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i think sugar maple would be best it would be tasty to suck


stayhard43756
 June 27, 2006, 10:34

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