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Have you ever been in an elevator..............
I was on an elevator yesterday with an old lady. I had just hit the button to take me to the lobby level from the twelth floor. No sooner had the elevator started to descend, when she unloads a "great wind from hell". It was an SBD. No sound but no matter, it stunk!! She didn't lift her leg to increase velocity, nothing. She just stood there without looking my way. God, it was a l-o-n-g way to the lobby. You'd think maybe she could have at least, warned me in some way?? Maybe she could have yelled "incoming" or something. I don't know what that woman's diet consisted of, but it sure the hell had to be dead many years before she ate it!! When the elevator finally arrived at the lobby, the door opened and she scurried off as fast as her walker would take her. God, she stunk!!!
Aren't there internationaly recognized "rules of engagement" when it comes to matters of farting in a closed space with non combatants present? Doesn't the guilty party have to admit to the infraction?
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| June 21, 2006, 12:06 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
OMG my sides hurt from laughing so  hard....... 
To be honest, I wouldn't have warned you either....Its just not ladylike to spill the beans.....
And you don't think we do that so everyone coming in after that thinks its you?..... 
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| June 21, 2006, 12:10 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
At work we have very small rooms for offices, about big enough to get 5 people to fit. It's always good to let a silent one rip, then casually walk off and watch every one start to cough and gag, hold their nose as they bail out. 
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| June 21, 2006, 12:16 |
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
I walked into an aisle at the local grocery just in time to see another lady leaving the far end. I pushed my cart halfway and it hit me.. the worst stink ever. She wasn't leaving, she was evacuating or had evacuated in her shorts and was running away.
I don't remember if I yelled "OH FUCK" or not, but I left my cart where it sat and ran out of the store it was so bad.
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| June 21, 2006, 12:18 |
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Re: Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
QUOTE (nykitten @ June 21, 2006, 12:10)OMG my sides hurt from laughing so hard.......
To be honest, I wouldn't have warned you either....Its just not ladylike to spill the beans.....
And you don't think we do that so everyone coming in after that thinks its you?.....
Luckily, we both got off the elevator and no one was waiting to get on. But even if they were, fuck 'em, let them sample a little of what I had to endure!!
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| June 21, 2006, 12:19 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
theres been a few times where i was out shopping with my younger brother who can let some nasty ones go and its funny to clear the aisle as fast as we can and see who leaves too its actually kind of funny to watch
the other fun thing is when i get girls either to look,smile or wink back in some way or form its funny how i can do spur of the moment things just to draw attention lmao im bad and silly damn what next a whopper for a keeper lol
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| June 21, 2006, 12:32 |
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
This has to be the most discusting topic I've ever seen on WN! What took ya' so long???
We're all guilty of it..... Some just don't want to confess *raises an eyebrow*
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| June 21, 2006, 14:04 |
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Re: Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ June 21, 2006, 14:04)This has to be the most discusting topic I've ever seen on WN! What took ya' so long???
We're all guilty of it..... Some just don't want to confess *raises an eyebrow*
You are absolutely right and welcome aboard sweety. You know you women can be just as disgusting as the boys, only much better looking!!!!!
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| June 21, 2006, 14:36 |
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 21, 2006, 14:36)
You should see us in packs!
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| June 21, 2006, 14:38 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
QUOTE (nykitten @ June 21, 2006, 12:10)OMG my sides hurt from laughing so hard.......
To be honest, I wouldn't have warned you either....Its just not ladylike to spill the beans.....
And you don't think we do that so everyone coming in after that thinks its you?.....
Ohhhh, NYK you are wicked...Wicked I tell you. Maybe they should install emergency oxygen mask like airlines do 
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| June 21, 2006, 17:06 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ June 21, 2006, 17:06)
That's the least they could do. 
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| June 22, 2006, 01:53 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
I am not touching this one with a 10 foot pole!
  
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| June 22, 2006, 06:36 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
QUOTE (pepper @ June 22, 2006, 06:36)
I dunno what these people have been eating but I think you want to be a lot ,lot farther than 10 feet away
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| June 22, 2006, 08:18 |
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
i can't stop laughing....shit...
poor guy..there should be some public infraction for this...in miami lots of high rises have cameras in the elevators...so u can see the guilty party on tape...
or other sexual guilty parties doing a deed of another sort..
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| June 22, 2006, 13:34 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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QUOTE (TropiFun @ June 22, 2006, 13:34)
or other sexual guilty parties doing a deed of another sort..
Hmm, now that sounds like Fun!
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| June 22, 2006, 22:41 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
i don't know what it is, but everytime i go to an event, whether a concert or ballgame, my seat is always next to someone who just ate one too many burritos and lays down some silent killers. it's soooo bad that i always have to move away or die in their deadly fumes.
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| June 22, 2006, 23:14 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
QUOTE (lizonya @ June 22, 2006, 23:14)i don't know what it is, but everytime i go to an event, whether a concert or ballgame, my seat is always next to someone who just ate one too many burritos and lays down some silent killers. it's soooo bad that i always have to move away or die in their deadly fumes.
some people are just lucky that way liz
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| June 22, 2006, 23:32 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
yeah...lucky 
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| June 22, 2006, 23:34 |
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Re: Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
QUOTE (TropiFun @ June 22, 2006, 13:34)i can't stop laughing....shit...
poor guy..there should be some public infraction for this...in miami lots of high rises have cameras in the elevators...so u can see the guilty party on tape...
or other sexual guilty parties doing a deed of another sort..
Cameras? Are you serious? With two people on an elevator and one of them shits their pants, there is no mystery who the guilty party is!!!! The one moving away from the other is the smellee.
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| June 23, 2006, 09:47 |
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
We were in the store last week and walked into a funk cloud when my 5 year old says, in a voice loud enough for everyone to hear, "someone farted!" ..... We heard people on the next isle laughin'
From the mouth of babes 
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| June 26, 2006, 13:24 |
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 21, 2006, 12:06)I was on an elevator yesterday with an old lady. I had just hit the button to take me to the lobby level from the twelth floor. No sooner had the elevator started to descend, when she unloads a "great wind from hell". It was an SBD. No sound but no matter, it stunk!! She didn't lift her leg to increase velocity, nothing. She just stood there without looking my way. God, it was a l-o-n-g way to the lobby. You'd think maybe she could have at least, warned me in some way?? Maybe she could have yelled "incoming" or something. I don't know what that woman's diet consisted of, but it sure the hell had to be dead many years before she ate it!! When the elevator finally arrived at the lobby, the door opened and she scurried off as fast as her walker would take her. God, she stunk!!!
Aren't there internationaly recognized "rules of engagement" when it comes to matters of farting in a closed space with non combatants present? Doesn't the guilty party have to admit to the infraction?
Perhaps a relative of the woman in the room?
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| June 26, 2006, 15:30 |
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AgingMale452
75 / male
Center, Missouri, US
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
Now think of this. What if the elevator had stopped along the way and taken on another passenger(s). If they had smelled it and seen that innocent little old lady, who do you think they would have thought was the culprit?
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| July 3, 2006, 09:57 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Have you ever been in an elevator..............
Are you sure you weren't being punked?... Don't be surprised, if you see yourself in made for tv special...
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