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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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To My Friends
1. When you are sad- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad
2. When you are blue- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile-I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared-I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried-I will tell horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you stop whining.
6. When you are confused-I will use little words.
7. When you are sick-Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you had.
8. When you fall-I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath- I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my Friend".
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can think of only 4.
Remember....A good friend will help you move....A REALLY good friend will help you move the body...let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel
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| June 15, 2006, 00:15 |
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Re: To My Friends
cute 
But wouldnt a back hoe be quicker?
Female lev
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| June 15, 2006, 00:51 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: To My Friends
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ June 15, 2006, 00:51)cute
But wouldnt a back hoe be quicker?
Female lev
Yea, but they are so much noisier and draw so much attention. Some times it much easier when your low key. 
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| June 15, 2006, 00:55 |
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Re: To My Friends
True....I forgot, not everyone lives in the boonies lol
Female lev
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| June 15, 2006, 01:03 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: To My Friends
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| June 15, 2006, 06:54 |
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Re: To My Friends
i think im like some of these...
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| June 15, 2006, 10:38 |
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