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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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LOGIC..............
Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite
bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education.
Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for
some classes."
Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, history, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" >
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think that
you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Bob at the bar.
He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
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| June 14, 2006, 08:46 |
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Re: LOGIC..............
LMAO!!!!! Love it!!  
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| June 14, 2006, 08:49 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: LOGIC..............
Good thing I have a weed eater.
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| June 14, 2006, 11:25 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: LOGIC..............
Nice to see you around LC!....  
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| June 14, 2006, 16:01 |
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tuscanverve
38 / male
kolk, India
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Re: LOGIC..............
HEY ITS BLATANT PLAGIARISM!!!!!!
lol nice to hear another version....
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| June 14, 2006, 16:24 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: LOGIC..............
always did hate yardwork..... LOL
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| August 20, 2006, 05:54 |
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Re: LOGIC..............
Weed eaters... that a whole other story for me.
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| August 22, 2006, 07:15 |
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Re: LOGIC..............
I do own a weedeater!!!
Never use it though. 
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