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A Cat's Sense
This one's for you, Chazzy 
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that darn thing on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"
 
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| June 13, 2006, 08:22 |
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Re: A Cat's Sense
Hehe
I'm surprized the man asked for directions 
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| June 13, 2006, 10:13 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: A Cat's Sense
ROFLMAO---go figure.
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| June 13, 2006, 12:08 |
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slowpoke2
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aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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| June 13, 2006, 14:57 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: A Cat's Sense
Good thing I was reading this one, forgot I had my cat out side without the leash.... 
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| June 13, 2006, 16:34 |
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Re: Re: A Cat's Sense
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ June 13, 2006, 16:34)Good thing I was reading this one, forgot I had my cat out side without the leash....
OH NO!!!! You let your pussy run free?? Is this a wise thing to do??
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| June 14, 2006, 06:54 |
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Re: A Cat's Sense
Well, I know it as a fact....not all lost or dumped cats find their way home....most find their way to MY HOME!
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| June 14, 2006, 07:22 |
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Re: Re: A Cat's Sense
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 14, 2006, 07:22)Well, I know it as a fact....not all lost or dumped cats find their way home....most find their way to MY HOME!
At least they know where to get well taken care of.
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| June 14, 2006, 07:47 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 14, 2006, 07:47) QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 14, 2006, 07:22)Well, I know it as a fact....not all lost or dumped cats find their way home....most find their way to MY HOME!
At least they know where to get well taken care of.
I wonder if I would get lost to like Chazzy's place, if she would take really good care me also????  
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| June 14, 2006, 11:17 |
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ June 14, 2006, 11:17) QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 14, 2006, 07:47) QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 14, 2006, 07:22)Well, I know it as a fact....not all lost or dumped cats find their way home....most find their way to MY HOME!
At least they know where to get well taken care of.
I wonder if I would get lost to like Chazzy's place, if she would take really good care me also????
Sure I will....of course that also means spaying, neutering, and often wearing a harness!
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| June 14, 2006, 11:40 |
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funlovingpair
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A Cat's Sense
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 14, 2006, 11:40) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ June 14, 2006, 11:17) QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 14, 2006, 07:47) QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 14, 2006, 07:22)Well, I know it as a fact....not all lost or dumped cats find their way home....most find their way to MY HOME!
At least they know where to get well taken care of.
I wonder if I would get lost to like Chazzy's place, if she would take really good care me also????
Sure I will....of course that also means spaying, neutering, and often wearing a harness!
I guess that I'm already half way there, the neuter part is already done , now for the harness thing, well..  
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