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The Blond and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the bank where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the Gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out.........
"Darn, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
I'm sorry! I won't do it again! 
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| June 12, 2006, 15:02 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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| June 13, 2006, 01:21 |
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slowpoke2
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aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: The Blond and the Alligator
nice one honey
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| June 13, 2006, 05:41 |
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Re: The Blond and the Alligator
I resemble that remark 
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| June 13, 2006, 10:11 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: The Blond and the Alligator
QUOTE (traveler15 @ June 13, 2006, 10:11)I resemble that remark
And which remark would that be???
nice one honey, or the blonde trying for the boots?? 
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| June 13, 2006, 12:04 |
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