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SirHairless
66 / male Bald Hill, Oklahoma, US
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The THREE kinds of SEX
After marriage there are THREE KINDS of SEX!
The first is ROOM SEX.....After you're first married you have sex in every room in the house.
The second is BEDROOM SEX.....After you've been married for a little while you start to have sex only in the bedroom.
The third kind is HALLWAY SEX.....After being married for a long while you pass each other in the hallway and say "FUCK-YOU!"
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June 9, 2006, 17:38 |
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lizonya
64 / couple lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: The THREE kinds of SEX
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June 10, 2006, 00:58 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The THREE kinds of SEX
Now after almost 23 yrs of marriage, we're still working on the 1st and 2nd.
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June 10, 2006, 12:33 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: The THREE kinds of SEX
i gotta work on all of the above oh shoot where is my mind at today lol
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June 10, 2006, 12:38 |
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SirHairless
66 / male Bald Hill, Oklahoma, US
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Re: The THREE kinds of SEX
23 years and still not past #2??? You definately deserve my congratulations funlovingpair. I've only been married 11 years myself......but to five different women!!! Unfortunately it was the fourth kind of sex that got me!......."What the FUCK are YOU doing here?"
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June 10, 2006, 18:38 |
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