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Pet centipede
So..stop me if you've heard this one.....
This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him onemore time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes!"
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| June 8, 2006, 10:13 |
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| June 8, 2006, 10:22 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Cute one......
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| June 8, 2006, 13:16 |
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