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DooPSnoogY
68 / male
Torquay, England, UK
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Sabbath Sex
Sabbath Sex ~
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin -- because he is
not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his
opinion on this issue.
After consulting the bible, the priest says,"My son, after an exhaustive
search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on
Sundays."
The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a
minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter."
He queries the minister and receives the same reply. "Sex is work
and...therefore not for the Sabbath!"
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: A man of
thousands of years of tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes
to a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is
definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure that is is play -- when
so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid
do it for her."
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| June 7, 2006, 13:54 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Sabbath Sex
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| June 7, 2006, 14:02 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Sabbath Sex
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| June 8, 2006, 13:16 |
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