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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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God created man !
Do you know why God gave "Man" a penis ?
He needed a place to put his brains !
Sorry guys ! 
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| June 7, 2006, 00:25 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: God created man !
Well atleast I'm thinking with the right head. 
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| June 7, 2006, 01:06 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: God created man !
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| June 7, 2006, 07:19 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: God created man !
QUOTE (rearender @ June 7, 2006, 00:25) Do you know why God gave "Man" a penis ?
He needed a place to put his brains !
Sorry guys !
That's right!!!  
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| June 7, 2006, 09:22 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: God created man !
Well, God and Adam were walking in the garden, and God was stoked. He was really excited about what he had made. And while God was walking around bragging, he finally noticed that Adam wasn't as excited as him, so he asked Adam what was wrong, and Adam said:
-- Well look God, I mean I really like being alive and all, and the garden is cool, but all the other animals have mates. The cows have their mates and the horses have theirs, but I only have myself.
-- Well, I've got a deal for you Adam. I'll make you a mate that will darn your socks, wash you clothes, and be there at your beckoning call.
-- Wow! How much will it cost me God?
-- It'll cost you and arm and a leg.
-- Ooooooo. Man, I dunno...... What can I get for a rib?
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| June 7, 2006, 13:45 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: God created man !
Now Lizonya, that's a good one.
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| June 7, 2006, 13:58 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Re: God created man !
QUOTE (lizonya @ June 7, 2006, 13:45)Well, God and Adam were walking in the garden, and God was stoked. He was really excited about what he had made. And while God was walking around bragging, he finally noticed that Adam wasn't as excited as him, so he asked Adam what was wrong, and Adam said:
-- Well look God, I mean I really like being alive and all, and the garden is cool, but all the other animals have mates. The cows have their mates and the horses have theirs, but I only have myself.
-- Well, I've got a deal for you Adam. I'll make you a mate that will darn your socks, wash you clothes, and be there at your beckoning call.
-- Wow! How much will it cost me God?
-- It'll cost you and arm and a leg.
-- Ooooooo. Man, I dunno...... What can I get for a rib?
well for your rib i give you Eve with such a beauty she was until she made Adam eat the fruit that got them kicked out of the garden
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| June 8, 2006, 13:53 |
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SirHairless
66 / male
Bald Hill, Oklahoma, US
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Re: God created man !
O! I thot was to give us something to do with our hands!!! 
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| June 9, 2006, 01:41 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: God created man !
and then some 
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| June 10, 2006, 00:52 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: God created man !
best thing is Adam and Eve discovered nakedness once they got kicked out of the garden 
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| June 10, 2006, 12:34 |
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