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rearender
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Phoenix, Arizona, US
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The New Pig Farmer
Was this bank clerk who dreamed of being a great hog farmer so he sold everything quit his job and bought a farm and three sows with the money! right in the middle of cattle country. Now realizing he was broke and had not purchased a boar to breed the sows he rushed to the local vet and the vet told him Hey Sorry don't keep any pig semen on hand you're in cattle country fool! But Doc he said what shall I do? The vet says well I read article recently what sauid pig DNA and human DNA aint that far apart Maybe you can impregnant them sows yer own self!
My God Doc! My wife would kill me! Well dumbass Wait till late nite and load em in truck and take em to the back forty! But Doc How will I know if it worked? Doc says Oh that's easy Pigs is real lazy when they get pregnant They just lay around the mudhole in the shade!
So that nite he loads3 sows and drives out to back forty unloadse nm porks each one loadsem back up and goes home and unloads em and goes to bed! Next day he wakes and looks out the winder and those three pigs are playing TAG
Shit they didn't TAKE! So that nite he repeats the same thing Only this time he PORKS each one of em TWICE and goes on home and goes to bed . Arising the next morning he looks out the window and them Damn pigs is playing Leap Pig with each other ! God Damn it!
So the third nite he once again repeats the whole damn routine Only this time he porks each one of them pigs THREE times giving it his all! And proudly but wearily loadsem back up and drives home and unloads em and collapses into bed
Next morning being too tired and sore asked his wife Honey Please look out the winder and tells me what them pigs is doin?
A second later she says "OH MY GOD! Two of em are jumping up and down in the back of the truck, and the third one is in the front seat honkin the horn !!!
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| June 6, 2006, 03:36 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The New Pig Farmer
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| June 6, 2006, 13:55 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: The New Pig Farmer
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| June 6, 2006, 17:57 |
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