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Things women CAN'T do..
Just something cute and sexist from one of my favorite humor sites
I did do a search here to see if this had been posted before, forgive if it has ....but it didn't turn up any search results...
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1 Know anything about a car except its color
2 Understand a film plot
3 Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4 Lift
5 Throw
6 Run
7 Park
8 Read a map
9 Rob a bank
10 Sit still
11 Tell a joke
12 Play pool
13 Pay for dinner
14 Eat a kebab while walking
15 Argue without shouting
16 Get told off without crying
17 Understand fruit machines
18 Walk past a shoe shop
19 Make a decent sandwich
20 Not comment on strangers clothes
21 Let you sleep with a hang over
22 Drink a pint gracefully
23 Get a round in
24 Throw a punch
25 Do magic
26 Like your friends
27 Eat a really hot curry
28 Get to the point
29 Buy plain envelopes
30 Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
31 Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
32 Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
33 Avoid credit card debt
34 Dive into a pool
35 Assemble furniture
36 Set a video recorder
37 Not try to change you
38 Watch a war film
39 Understand why flirting results in violence
40 Spend a day by themselves
41 Go to the toilet by themselves
42 Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
43 Choose a video quickly
44 Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
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| June 2, 2006, 13:01 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Things women CAN'T do..
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 2, 2006, 13:01)Just something cute and sexist from one of my favorite humor sites
I did do a search here to see if this had been posted before, forgive if it has ....but it didn't turn up any search results...
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1 Know anything about a car except its color
2 Understand a film plot
3 Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4 Lift
5 Throw
6 Run
7 Park
8 Read a map
9 Rob a bank
10 Sit still
11 Tell a joke
12 Play pool
13 Pay for dinner
14 Eat a kebab while walking
15 Argue without shouting
16 Get told off without crying
17 Understand fruit machines
18 Walk past a shoe shop
19 Make a decent sandwich
20 Not comment on strangers clothes
21 Let you sleep with a hang over
22 Drink a pint gracefully
23 Get a round in
24 Throw a punch
25 Do magic
26 Like your friends
27 Eat a really hot curry
28 Get to the point
29 Buy plain envelopes
30 Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
31 Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
32 Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
33 Avoid credit card debt
34 Dive into a pool
35 Assemble furniture
36 Set a video recorder
37 Not try to change you
38 Watch a war film
39 Understand why flirting results in violence
40 Spend a day by themselves
41 Go to the toilet by themselves
42 Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
43 Choose a video quickly
44 Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
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Thats great chazzzy bb at least you know your limitations---lol  
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| June 2, 2006, 17:00 |
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magner66
58 / male
Beaconsfield, England, UK
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Re: Things women CAN'T do..
So thats women all over the world then andI thpought it was just the English ones  
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| June 19, 2006, 10:52 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Things women CAN'T do..
Truth hurts, doesn't it ladies.... 
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| June 19, 2006, 11:54 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Things women CAN'T do..
guess what....whoever wrote those,especially about not being able to throw a punch, sure as hell never met my first wife !!!
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| October 16, 2006, 12:02 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Things women CAN'T do..
38 Watch a war film
Oh yes I do!
ooooops.....I argued...didn't I?
  
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| October 20, 2006, 06:16 |
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Re: Things women CAN'T do..
Pee their name in the snow...!!! 
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| October 20, 2006, 06:21 |
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Re: Re: Things women CAN'T do..
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ October 20, 2006, 06:21)
Oh contrair, moonfrair! You just haven't met a woman that can, yet! 
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| October 20, 2006, 09:48 |
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Re: Things women CAN'T do..
Yea .. I know ..It could only be you... It's a Texas thing...!!! LMAO...!!!!
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| October 20, 2006, 20:09 |
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Re: Re: Things women CAN'T do..
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ October 20, 2006, 20:09)
like they have snow
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| October 20, 2006, 20:58 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Things women CAN'T do..
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 20, 2006, 09:48)
yes RC - I knew one (Diane in Colorado) and she could "dot the i" every time! GOD I MISS HER!!! 
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| October 20, 2006, 21:14 |
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Re: Things women CAN'T do..
Peed my name in the snow once.. My wife saw what was written, and realized that it was in her best friend'   s handwritting... !!!!
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| October 21, 2006, 08:03 |
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