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You've Had Way Too Much Coffee When...
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You've Had Way Too Much Coffee When...
1) Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

2) You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

3) You sleep with your eyes open.

4) You lick your coffeepot clean.

5) Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

6) You can jump-start your car without cables.

7) Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low.

8) You don't sweat, you percolate.

9) You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.

10) You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

11) The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

12) Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house.

13) Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans."

14) Instant coffee takes too long.

15)You name your cats Cream and Sugar.

16) Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

 May 30, 2006, 13:05
 

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Re: You've Had Way Too Much Coffee When...
Most, of course...apply to me but let me add one more here...


You've Had Way Too Much Coffee When...

.....you attempt to make a simple repy or post in a forum, and it ends up being your personal manifesto.
 May 30, 2006, 13:19
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Re: You've Had Way Too Much Coffee When...
Or with me, the growth on my hand is really my coffee cup.
 May 30, 2006, 14:51
 

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Re: Re: You've Had Way Too Much Coffee When...
  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 30, 2006, 14:51)
Or with me, the growth on my hand is really my coffee cup.





That would be all of the above!!! << example
 June 2, 2006, 06:23

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