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Well now... how about this one...
Well, if the sexy black cars, and the bikes can't get her, a helicopter just has to do the trick.
I'll pick you up at 8... lol
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July 17, 2004, 21:59 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (kbateman @ July 15, 2004, 14:44)bored, I never stay home more than a month at a time. My entire life is about trying to see and do everything I can. Sitting home on a pile of money doesn't interest me, so I spend it all taking classes, visiting new places and doing new and interesting things. Life is too short to spend it in front of the TV!
ever try skydiving? i'm planning to give it try here in bout a month. i'm only guessing i'll like it as it'll be my first time for both jumping and being in a plane!
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July 18, 2004, 07:00 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 18, 2004, 07:00) QUOTE (kbateman @ July 15, 2004, 14:44)bored, I never stay home more than a month at a time. My entire life is about trying to see and do everything I can. Sitting home on a pile of money doesn't interest me, so I spend it all taking classes, visiting new places and doing new and interesting things. Life is too short to spend it in front of the TV!
ever try skydiving? i'm planning to give it try here in bout a month. i'm only guessing i'll like it as it'll be my first time for both jumping and being in a plane!
What gives bored. Where are your prioties? You'd rather drop a chunk of cash, go to 8,000 feet and jump out of a perfectly good airplane than drive a day for a lucious piece like kb. Hey, when I was in my twenties I would choose muff-diving over sky-diving every time.. Probably still would.
Always wanted to do that though. Have fun!
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July 18, 2004, 08:33 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (kbateman @ June 29, 2004, 18:00)Goddammit BoredCountryboy! I give you directions to my block, practically tell you my pussy is oozing for you, lay naked on my porch to get a nice redneck tan, and you still can't fix that fucking scooter and get your ass to virginia! I'll just have to let the guy down the road be the first to get in my pants after my little layoff!..... no wonder I swore off men!
Wait a minute, laying out naked dosen't make a redneck tan, you have to have a t-shirt and long pants on! If naked is your preference,I do have a very private deck.
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July 18, 2004, 09:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ July 18, 2004, 09:01) QUOTE (kbateman @ June 29, 2004, 18:00)Goddammit BoredCountryboy! I give you directions to my block, practically tell you my pussy is oozing for you, lay naked on my porch to get a nice redneck tan, and you still can't fix that fucking scooter and get your ass to virginia! I'll just have to let the guy down the road be the first to get in my pants after my little layoff!..... no wonder I swore off men!
Wait a minute, laying out naked dosen't make a redneck tan, you have to have a t-shirt and long pants on! If naked is your preference,I do have a very private deck.
first thing, the skydiving is local and with some connections isn't much in the way of cash... so its in my price range etc
and i thought of the naked redneck tan thing too, but how can you be picky on that one!?
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July 18, 2004, 11:23 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (xxxfreshmeatxxx @ June 22, 2004, 22:12)Why a Virgin? Because I lived under a rock for the past 22 years or at least since I hit puberty. In any event, I am any otherwise good looking guy , but am having a heck of a time getting 'laid'. What gives? I am not an 'ass' although that might be hard to argue if you didn't find my first statement somewhat humourous. I have thought about taking a trip to Nevada, but paying for it just doesn't appeal to me. As my profile states, I am not looking to get married, I just want some kinky, freaky, sex. Any suggestions or otherwise useful input?
Bored, sounds like you won't be bored for long, what an adreneline rush! Perhaps you should consider changing your name to wildcountryboy.
Id like to get back to the original topic, hope freshmeat is still there. You have a perfect opprutunity here to use one of the best pickup lines around. We only get one chance at this. Find a 40ish woman, buy her a few drinks, somewhere in conversation let her know you haven't been laid. Bingo!! I'm quite sure she will be happy to change your status. That's about how it happened for me, I was 19 and she was 41. What a life changing moment!! Good Luck!!!
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July 19, 2004, 08:19 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ July 19, 2004, 08:19) QUOTE ( That's about how it happened for me, I was 19 and she was 41. What a life changing moment!! Good Luck!!![/quote
it wasnt a hot afternoon on the last day of june and the sun was a demon. by any chance?
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July 19, 2004, 13:24 |
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 18, 2004, 07:00) QUOTE (kbateman @ July 15, 2004, 14:44)bored, I never stay home more than a month at a time. My entire life is about trying to see and do everything I can. Sitting home on a pile of money doesn't interest me, so I spend it all taking classes, visiting new places and doing new and interesting things. Life is too short to spend it in front of the TV!
ever try skydiving? i'm planning to give it try here in bout a month. i'm only guessing i'll like it as it'll be my first time for both jumping and being in a plane! I jumped in the Army while in Vietnam, Didnt like it, my son jumped in the Marine Corp. He wasnt so lucky his knees got all screwed up at the age of 20, he's now 30 and in pain, so be carefull, Scuba diving is a lot more fun.
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July 19, 2004, 13:48 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ July 19, 2004, 08:19)
Perhaps you should consider changing your name to wildcountryboy.
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if i were wild i would have gave my boss the finger, threw a match on my house, and be parachuting my way onto the deck of some sun bathing beauty in virginia.... no i think bored still fits.
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July 19, 2004, 16:02 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (hothands @ July 19, 2004, 13:48) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 18, 2004, 07:00) QUOTE (kbateman @ July 15, 2004, 14:44)bored, I never stay home more than a month at a time. My entire life is about trying to see and do everything I can. Sitting home on a pile of money doesn't interest me, so I spend it all taking classes, visiting new places and doing new and interesting things. Life is too short to spend it in front of the TV!
ever try skydiving? i'm planning to give it try here in bout a month. i'm only guessing i'll like it as it'll be my first time for both jumping and being in a plane! I jumped in the Army while in Vietnam, Didnt like it, my son jumped in the Marine Corp. He wasnt so lucky his knees got all screwed up at the age of 20, he's now 30 and in pain, so be carefull, Scuba diving is a lot more fun.
I vote for Skin Diving in virginia
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July 19, 2004, 17:42 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 19, 2004, 16:02) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ July 19, 2004, 08:19)
Perhaps you should consider changing your name to wildcountryboy.
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if i were wild i would have gave my boss the finger, threw a match on my house, and be parachuting my way onto the deck of some sun bathing beauty in virginia.... no i think bored still fits.
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July 19, 2004, 20:44 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (allon @ July 19, 2004, 13:24) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ July 19, 2004, 08:19) QUOTE ( That's about how it happened for me, I was 19 and she was 41. What a life changing moment!! Good Luck!!![/quote
it wasnt a hot afternoon on the last day of june and the sun was a demon. by any chance?
Hmmm. I don't follow?? I remember a cold winter day in her trailer home... her name was Sylvia, bleached blonde, tons of hair spray,,, don't remember her face though. Maybe my brain is doing me a favour here!!
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
this is just a llttle post to finally shove the "ohio women" thread down on to page 2
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