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xxxfreshmeatxxx
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Virgin in Need of Sex!
Why a Virgin? Because I lived under a rock for the past 22 years or at least since I hit puberty. In any event, I am any otherwise good looking guy , but am having a heck of a time getting 'laid'. What gives? I am not an 'ass' although that might be hard to argue if you didn't find my first statement somewhat humourous. I have thought about taking a trip to Nevada, but paying for it just doesn't appeal to me. As my profile states, I am not looking to get married, I just want some kinky, freaky, sex. Any suggestions or otherwise useful input?  
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| June 22, 2004, 22:12 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
You could try a gay bar. You will probably have pretty good luck there, then find a girl who thinks you are gay and she will try to convert you and you will have sex ! Works every time.
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| June 23, 2004, 15:14 |
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cavanaughpark
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
freshmeat, i understand your situation completely...i, too, am a virgin who thinks of nothing more than sex all day...if only someone could help me out, i'd appreciate it!! i love playing with my tits...it's only too bad it is hard to play with myself and type at the same time! it'd be much easier to forgoe the typing and just play all day with someone!
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| June 23, 2004, 16:04 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (cavanaughpark @ June 23, 2004, 16:04)freshmeat, i understand your situation completely...i, too, am a virgin who thinks of nothing more than sex all day...if only someone could help me out, i'd appreciate it!! i love playing with my tits...it's only too bad it is hard to play with myself and type at the same time! it'd be much easier to forgoe the typing and just play all day with someone!
be carefull what you ask for, you ain't that far away and i just got my bike together and am itching to hit the road! 
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| June 23, 2004, 16:11 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (kbateman @ June 23, 2004, 15:14)You could try a gay bar. You will probably have pretty good luck there, then find a girl who thinks you are gay and she will try to convert you and you will have sex ! Works every time.
great idea, but what about places like where i'm at that have no gay bars? how do i do it?
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| June 23, 2004, 16:13 |
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allon
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salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 23, 2004, 16:13)
great idea, but what about places like where i'm at that have no gay bars? how do i do it?[/quote
as you were, bcb, keep with the sheep pen
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| June 23, 2004, 17:17 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
think you are confusing countryboys with cowboys
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| June 23, 2004, 18:04 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 23, 2004, 18:04)think you are confusing countryboys with cowboys
i think your right.isn`t it montana where the men are men and the sheep are scared? 
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| June 23, 2004, 18:08 |
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 23, 2004, 16:13) QUOTE (kbateman @ June 23, 2004, 15:14)You could try a gay bar. You will probably have pretty good luck there, then find a girl who thinks you are gay and she will try to convert you and you will have sex ! Works every time.
great idea, but what about places like where i'm at that have no gay bars? how do i do it?
you get on that bike you spoke of, hit I-80 east to twin cities, drop south to I-70, follow it to I-81 south, go 45 miles, turn on Route 7 in winchester, go east 27 miles, turn left on cascades parkway. honk!
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| June 23, 2004, 19:25 |
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xxxfreshmeatxxx
42 / male
Vero Beach, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (kbateman @ June 23, 2004, 15:14)You could try a gay bar. You will probably have pretty good luck there, then find a girl who thinks you are gay and she will try to convert you and you will have sex ! Works every time.
Interesting idea. Not my 'cup of tea' though. Maybe a trip to Amsterdam is in order. . .
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| June 23, 2004, 20:28 |
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allon
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salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
Amsterdam is sooo effin cool, i went back there recently, but the prices have doubled since they changed currency and changed to the Euro. but thought you didnt want to pay for it. A young virgin who worked for me years ago got lucky as i paid for 1 lady to sit on his face whilst another rode him to orgasm. now thats a way to lose your cherry.
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| June 24, 2004, 11:41 |
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xxxfreshmeatxxx
42 / male
Vero Beach, Florida, US
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
I don't want to pay, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Besides I could take a trip thing under the guise of learning about another culture and bone up on my Dutch.
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| June 24, 2004, 11:48 |
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Driving directions!?
QUOTE (kbateman @ June 23, 2004, 19:25) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 23, 2004, 16:13) QUOTE (kbateman @ June 23, 2004, 15:14)You could try a gay bar. You will probably have pretty good luck there, then find a girl who thinks you are gay and she will try to convert you and you will have sex ! Works every time.
great idea, but what about places like where i'm at that have no gay bars? how do i do it?
you get on that bike you spoke of, hit I-80 east to twin cities, drop south to I-70, follow it to I-81 south, go 45 miles, turn on Route 7 in winchester, go east 27 miles, turn left on cascades parkway. honk!
half of me is drooling and the other half is in terror... these directions can get me to one of two locations. 
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| June 24, 2004, 15:40 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
Hey 'bcb' life is a lottery, go for it, either you get the lay of your young life, off 'kb', or you get dry bum fucked by some deranged cowboy. its gotta be worth the risk, surely. and if you miss the cowboy i got kb's phone no: for yer.
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| June 24, 2004, 15:53 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (xxxfreshmeatxxx @ June 24, 2004, 11:48)I don't want to pay, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Besides I could take a trip thing under the guise of learning about another culture and bone up on my Dutch.
Im sure with a six pack like yours, your not short of willing admirers. 'think, your the man'. be patient and she will come. to lose your viginity at such a tender age you deserve it to be memorable. take your pick, have a think and choose wisely my friend.
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| June 24, 2004, 16:03 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
go for it bored! what do you have to lose, the worst that can happen isn't something I haven't done a hundred times! and the best that can happen might just be worth your time!
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| June 24, 2004, 16:39 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
Where is boredcountry???? He must be checkin the tires and fueling up his bike???
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| June 25, 2004, 16:46 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
close, got some new rubber ordered and syncronised the carbs! now just need to buy a helmet to make it through some of those overbearing states and its a 24 hour ride to eden! (or hell)
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| June 25, 2004, 17:50 |
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Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 23, 2004, 16:11) QUOTE (cavanaughpark @ June 23, 2004, 16:04)freshmeat, i understand your situation completely...i, too, am a virgin who thinks of nothing more than sex all day...if only someone could help me out, i'd appreciate it!! i love playing with my tits...it's only too bad it is hard to play with myself and type at the same time! it'd be much easier to forgoe the typing and just play all day with someone!
be carefull what you ask for, you ain't that far away and i just got my bike together and am itching to hit the road!
i didn't scare you off did i? i'm pretty harmless really... and i know i ain't the only one who'd like to hear more from you! 
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| June 25, 2004, 17:52 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 25, 2004, 17:50)close, got some new rubber ordered and syncronised the carbs! now just need to buy a helmet to make it through some of those overbearing states and its a 24 hour ride to eden! (or hell)
My guess would be Eden, just dont eat the apple!
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| June 25, 2004, 18:58 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 25, 2004, 17:50)close, got some new rubber ordered and syncronised the carbs! now just need to buy a helmet to make it through some of those overbearing states and its a 24 hour ride to eden! (or hell)
When I was younger I used to drive the Road King all over the place now I just put er in the back of the ford dually and haul it to where ever, on long trips, then ride. dont like the rain or the discurtious ass holes on the open road,, plus at my age the 7.3 litre crew cab is alot of fun going thru the mountains,plus it seems like all the cars try to stay clear of the big dually.
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| June 25, 2004, 19:43 |
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (hothands @ June 25, 2004, 19:43) When I was younger I used to drive the Road King all over the place now I just put er in the back of the ford dually and haul it to where ever, on long trips, then ride. dont like the rain or the discurtious ass holes on the open road,, plus at my age the 7.3 litre crew cab is alot of fun going thru the mountains,plus it seems like all the cars try to stay clear of the big dually.
yeah there are a lot of dumbasses out there, i had to put my old bike down because some idiot pulled out in front of me.. luckily it was in town at about 30 mph so only my bike got busted up. the rain isn't so bad, got caught in the hail twice and that is NO fun.
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| June 25, 2004, 19:50 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
only other problem is if ya need a place to fuck like right now and cant waite to find a room, the back seat of the crew cab is a lot more stable than the kickstand.
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| June 25, 2004, 20:47 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
hummm I love motorcycles....I love sex ......Sex on a motorcycle w/ k and bored. What could be better. Not quite sure how we'd all fit on though.
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| June 26, 2004, 17:56 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (curiousgirl @ June 26, 2004, 17:56)hummm I love motorcycles....I love sex ......Sex on a motorcycle w/ k and bored. What could be better. Not quite sure how we'd all fit on though.
Don't worry...Be happy! 
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| June 26, 2004, 18:02 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (curiousgirl @ June 26, 2004, 17:56)hummm I love motorcycles....I love sex ......Sex on a motorcycle w/ k and bored. What could be better. Not quite sure how we'd all fit on though.
we could figure it out?
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| June 26, 2004, 19:06 |
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Re: Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 26, 2004, 19:06) QUOTE (curiousgirl @ June 26, 2004, 17:56)hummm I love motorcycles....I love sex ......Sex on a motorcycle w/ k and bored. What could be better. Not quite sure how we'd all fit on though.
we could figure it out?
it`s all in how you stack `em.it will all work out
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| June 26, 2004, 20:07 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
just let it happen!! Never try to engineer the technical aspects of fun.
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| June 26, 2004, 20:40 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
Goddammit BoredCountryboy! I give you directions to my block, practically tell you my pussy is oozing for you, lay naked on my porch to get a nice redneck tan, and you still can't fix that fucking scooter and get your ass to virginia! I'll just have to let the guy down the road be the first to get in my pants after my little layoff!..... no wonder I swore off men!
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| June 29, 2004, 18:00 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
is that a pick up line?
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| June 29, 2004, 19:08 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
sheesh! 
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| June 30, 2004, 19:07 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
oh sweetie, you don't leave me much choice but to love you! 
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| June 30, 2004, 19:15 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
love me but love me from a distance?
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| July 1, 2004, 14:42 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (kbateman @ June 29, 2004, 18:00)Goddammit BoredCountryboy! I give you directions to my block, practically tell you my pussy is oozing for you, lay naked on my porch to get a nice redneck tan, and you still can't fix that fucking scooter and get your ass to virginia! I'll just have to let the guy down the road be the first to get in my pants after my little layoff!..... no wonder I swore off men!
Just a guess Bored, but I think KB is hot for you!
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| July 1, 2004, 16:32 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
i also get the feeling she's never had to try so hard?
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| July 1, 2004, 18:20 |
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Re: Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
QUOTE (kbateman @ July 1, 2004, 14:42)love me but love me from a distance?
kidding aside, thats a long way to go for some fun (even if it is the best) for a poor countryboy, so i can't just up and run out there no matter how badly i would like too. But if there is no expiration date on the offer once i finish the house remodel and get moved out it would be possible. willing to give me the rain check?
besides, i hear anticipation is good.
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| July 3, 2004, 08:22 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
sorry 'bored' just dont get it, sure youve got your reasons and im sure they work for you, but im nothing special but if i had a come on like that, especially from one so perfect as kb, i would climb mountains and swim oceans, not through desperation just because the build up is so fuckin horny, it has to be the right thing to do. go for it my man.
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| July 4, 2004, 14:31 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
I have to wait for a bike to get fixed, a house to get remodled, and for the second coming??? I won't be waiting in chastity with a flower in my hands on the front porch, but the offer still stands. lol
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| July 5, 2004, 04:29 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
wouldn't expect it, and never ask for it... by the way how is the progress on your way to 200?
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| July 5, 2004, 12:27 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
no progress at all. 7 weeks off now!
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| July 5, 2004, 12:29 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
well since you put it that way maybe i should just say fuck it and come out and give you a hand with that goal.
wasn't gonna mention it but hope you had fun today.
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| July 5, 2004, 18:16 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
so when is a good time to come a honkin?
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| July 14, 2004, 19:24 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
august, between my vacation and my trip to chicago. (mid month)
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| July 14, 2004, 19:26 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
do you ever stay home?
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| July 14, 2004, 19:29 |
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KB
Bored.... A house will stand.... remodling can be done on a sleeting, cold, roads are snow and ice "not motorcycle friendly" winter day.
When a sirene like that calls from the hills... you can't help but float to her...
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| July 14, 2004, 20:10 |
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KB #2
Hell, I'd drive all night to follow those directions... and it wouldn't even take me that long!... 12 hours I reckon.
But... I wasn't on the invite my friend.... besides, ladies dig the bikes much more than sleek, black, sexy looking cars.... even if they have very comfortable leather seats... that have NOT been broken in and fully tested yet. *wink, wink KB*
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| July 14, 2004, 20:12 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
she hasn't fallen for my red Maserati convertible yet either , and I'm only a little over an hour away
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| July 14, 2004, 20:23 |
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Re: KB #2
QUOTE (skyblue152 @ July 14, 2004, 20:12)Hell, I'd drive all night to follow those directions... and it wouldn't even take me that long!... 12 hours I reckon.
But... I wasn't on the invite my friend.... besides, ladies dig the bikes much more than sleek, black, sexy looking cars.... even if they have very comfortable leather seats... that have NOT been broken in and fully tested yet. *wink, wink KB*
well if she wants a sleek, black, sexy car with leather seats i got two... customized gtp and 70 skylark (gsx body parts)
bty always good to hear from a new face!
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| July 14, 2004, 20:28 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
bored, I never stay home more than a month at a time. My entire life is about trying to see and do everything I can. Sitting home on a pile of money doesn't interest me, so I spend it all taking classes, visiting new places and doing new and interesting things. Life is too short to spend it in front of the TV!
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| July 15, 2004, 14:44 |
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Re: Virgin in Need of Sex!
must be nice, i sit and wait for that pile of money but it never shows! so i'm limited to once or twice a year to get away if i'm lucky. 
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| July 15, 2004, 15:40 |
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