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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Laughable Laws
These are real laws......
Norco, CA~ A fish can't be carried into a bar.
New Jersey~ It's illegal to slurp soup.
Nebraska~ Parents arrested if child burps in church.
California~ Illegal to spit within 5 ft of another.
Nebraska~ no children in school with wild onion breath
Wyoming~ A permit is needed to take pics of rabbits from Jan.-April
Oregon~ Drivers must yield for pedestrians on the sidewalk
LA,CA~ No wife beating with a strap wider than 2 in. without consent
LA, CA~ No complaining about hotel with roaches via mail
Oklahoma~ No making ugly faces at dogs roaming free
Portland OR~ Whistling underwater is not allowed
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| May 26, 2006, 18:04 |
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2hornythreesome
55 / couple
melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Laughable Laws
does that count bondage in la/ca wife beating
not into beating but we do get rough a bit  
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| May 27, 2006, 10:50 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Laughable Laws
In Massachusetts, It's illeagal to eat shelled penuts in church...   
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| May 27, 2006, 18:12 |
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DOCMD10
45 / male
Nassau, Bahamas
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Re: Laughable Laws
There's a saying...Show me the laws of a town & I'll tell you the type of people that live in that town... 
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| May 27, 2006, 19:56 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Laughable Laws
Minnesota --All bathtubs must have feet.
Wisconsin -- It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
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| May 28, 2006, 21:45 |
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columbus17
58 / male
Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Re: Laughable Laws
QUOTE (nykitten @ May 26, 2006, 18:04)
Portland OR~ Whistling underwater is not allowed
So, how does one get a mermaid's attention?
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| May 30, 2006, 15:03 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Laughable Laws
QUOTE (columbus17 @ May 30, 2006, 15:03) QUOTE (nykitten @ May 26, 2006, 18:04)
Portland OR~ Whistling underwater is not allowed
So, how does one get a mermaid's attention?
Hey Columbus17....I see your "fig tree", but where are your figs???
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| May 30, 2006, 15:06 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Laughable Laws
In Houston TX (may have been repealed) it is illegal to buy, sell, trade or give away cornflakes on Sunday.
In Indiana all liquids (including water) consumed in a bar or tavern requires the patron to be seated.
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| May 30, 2006, 23:28 |
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columbus17
58 / male
Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Re: Re: Re: Laughable Laws
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 30, 2006, 15:06) QUOTE (columbus17 @ May 30, 2006, 15:03) QUOTE (nykitten @ May 26, 2006, 18:04)
Portland OR~ Whistling underwater is not allowed
So, how does one get a mermaid's attention?
Hey Columbus17....I see your "fig tree", but where are your figs???
I left them in the gardening thread.
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| May 31, 2006, 00:31 |
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columbus17
58 / male
Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Re: Laughable Laws
In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
In Tennessee it is illegal to use Lassos to catch a fish.
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| May 31, 2006, 00:40 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Laughable Laws
Nebraska~ no children in school with wild onion breath
So does this mean that tame onion breath is allowed?
  
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| May 31, 2006, 07:01 |
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