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You threw off my groove!
Have you ever know someone that totally butchers a song? You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that think they know the words but don't! Yeah, you know 'em. Sometimes you wanna just tell 'em to shut the fuck up or sing it right! 
Then there are the ones like my brothers, who make up their own histerical lyrics to songs.
I had a friend that swore up and down that the ZZ Top song was called "Tube Steak Boogy." I told the dumbass that they're not singin' about food!
My sister told me that when I was young, I used to sing 10cc's "The Things We Do For Love," and I would say, "...... and there's nno air instead of nowhere to go........." 
Anyhow, do y'all know anyone that fits either of these categories? What songs do they screw up? What do they sing? Got any funny lyrics of your own that go with a familiar song? Did you screw up the lyrics to songs when you were a kid?
Anyone???????? 
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| May 26, 2006, 15:34 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
Gotta mention the most famous misquoted lyrics ever!
Manfred Man
No..it's not ribbed up douche...it's reved up deuce!!!
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| May 26, 2006, 15:40 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
Rodney Carrington is the MASTER of hilarious songs.... Example:
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
 
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| June 2, 2006, 15:34 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
I want to dedicate this one to everyone here at WN
Our work day's done.
Go grab a shower!
Let's hit the pub.
It's Happy Hour.
If we get bombed.
Who gives a damn?
I'm not as drunk,
As you think I am.
Those chicks right there
don't look to good,
but three more beers...
I think I would!
It's either them,
or my right hand.
I'm not as think,
as you drunk I am!
So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.
Say are you girls
waitin' on your friends?
What did you say?!?
You're lesbians!
Bartender cancel
those two drinks.
I'm not as am,
as you drunk I think.
This beer is movin'
like a train.
I think my lizard
needs a drain.
But first I'll have
a double shot.
I'm drunk you think,
as you am is not.
So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.
This bathroom's nice
as it can be.
It's got four walls;
I've puked on three!
Oops, here comes more!
I'll use the sink.
I'm not as thrunk,
as you am I dink.
I put that bouncer
right in his place.
I smacked his elbow
with my face.
He's lucky that
it's closin time.
Drunk am is not,
as you think you I'm.
So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.
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| June 2, 2006, 15:45 |
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columbus17
58 / male
Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Re: You threw off my groove!
CCR........there's a bathroom on the right instead of bad moon risin'
Keeny Rodgers (Lucille).......I've got four hundred children..........instead four hungry children
Alabama (Love in the First Degree).......Baby you left me vested.........instead of Baby you left me face it
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| June 2, 2006, 15:54 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: You threw off my groove!
Yeah...Queens, "Another one bites the dust" is not, "Another rides the bus"...I know Weird Al made one by that title, but this was before it came out...And don't get me started on that REM tune?!...lol 
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| June 2, 2006, 21:51 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
A friend of mine on the song "Africa" by Toto (80's song)... it went like "there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do" was transformed into "there's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do"... wtf???? lol
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| June 5, 2006, 03:02 |
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columbus17
58 / male
Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Re: You threw off my groove!
Heard someone today singing Jimmy Buffet looking for his "lost shaker of songs."
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| June 12, 2006, 21:03 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: You threw off my groove!
QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 12, 2006, 21:03)Heard someone today singing Jimmy Buffet looking for his "lost shaker of songs."
I suppose that's better than, "Geese, I'm looking for the Hamburgler with my pair of eyes"!
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| June 13, 2006, 17:06 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: You threw off my groove!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ June 2, 2006, 15:34)Rodney Carrington is the MASTER of hilarious songs.... Example:
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
can u email me a copy of them
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| June 13, 2006, 17:32 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
Okay, there's a term I've heard in many old rock and/or blues classics(like Led Zepplin)....I've always been confused by it. So if anyone knows what it is I hear that sounds like they are saying something like ...big leg woman, peg leg woman, big lay woman??? I'd love to know what it is I'm misunderstanding....
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| July 9, 2006, 12:19 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
Moonhawler, I like that photo of you 
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| July 9, 2006, 12:54 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
Give me an O for the A,,,,Moonhowler,,,,,Sorry Babe 
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| July 9, 2006, 12:56 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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| July 9, 2006, 21:17 |
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| July 10, 2006, 07:31 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
I have heard the Steve Miller lyric "Big ole' Jet Airliner" being misunderstood and sung as "Bingo Jed had a light on" and Steve Winwood's "Bring me a higher love" being sung as "bring me an iron lung"
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| July 10, 2006, 15:47 |
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Re: You threw off my groove!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ May 26, 2006, 15:34)Have you ever know someone that totally butchers a song? You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that think they know the words but don't! Yeah, you know 'em. Sometimes you wanna just tell 'em to shut the fuck up or sing it right!
Then there are the ones like my brothers, who make up their own histerical lyrics to songs.
I had a friend that swore up and down that the ZZ Top song was called "Tube Steak Boogy." I told the dumbass that they're not singin' about food!
My sister told me that when I was young, I used to sing 10cc's "The Things We Do For Love," and I would say, "...... and there's n no air instead of nowhere to go........."
Anyhow, do y'all know anyone that fits either of these categories? What songs do they screw up? What do they sing? Got any funny lyrics of your own that go with a familiar song? Did you screw up the lyrics to songs when you were a kid?
Anyone????????
thats hilarious Moon..
btw: what kinda water they have u drinkinin TX?
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| July 10, 2006, 16:17 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: You threw off my groove!
Hi, Moonhowler!...First off, Dear Penis is hysterical! I have heard The day my wife met my girlfriend or something like that, too...I think that is him also, correct? But does remember...
" nuuuuuuts on her chin....all they arrrre is nuts on her chin................" Kansas? Right???
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