"There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up."
-Dr. Roy V. Schenk


"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
-Emo Phillips

"Chastity is curable, if detected early."


"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
-Tallulah Bankhead

"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."


"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."
-George Carlin

"In the nineteenth century masturbation was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure."


"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."


"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
-Woody Allen

"The brain is viewed as an appendage of the genital glands."
-Carl Jung


"Some things are better than sex, some things are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
-W. C. Fields

"No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography."
-J. Money and P. Tucker


"A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available."
-Masters and Johnson


"An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card."
-Alex comfort


"The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant."


"Hacking is like sex . You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

Nudism,pornography,prostitution, and sexuality are not this countrys problem. Racism,bigotry,war,terrorism,and being missled by missguided elected government officials is our countrys problem, if there were more fuckin there would be less fightin.

  QUOTE (hothands @ June 24, 2004, 17:16)



...Yeah, and we wouldn't have such a problem with drugs in our schools if parents would hide their stash better...