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Things Men Take for Granted
1) Your last name stays put.
2) The garage is all yours.
3) Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4) Chocolate is just another snack.
5) You can never be pregnant.
6) You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7) You can wear no T-shirt to a water park.
8) Car mechanics tell you the truth. They lie to me, they're gonna get their nuts torked!
9) The world is your urinal.
10) You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just 'too icky'.
11) You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. righty tighty, lefty loosy
12) Same work, more pay.
13) Wrinkles add character.
14) Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
15) People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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May 19, 2006, 09:32 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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May 19, 2006, 10:22 |
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Re: Things Men Take for Granted
LMAO.....
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May 19, 2006, 11:39 |
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Re: Things Men Take for Granted
so very true 3some .gif">
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May 20, 2006, 15:31 |
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pepper
56 / female daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Things Men Take for Granted
15) People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
No one stares at mine either...
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May 20, 2006, 18:22 |
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