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MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because .
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because .
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because .
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because .
My husband will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because .
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!
REMEMBER . . . . .
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer
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| May 18, 2006, 14:03 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
Very good Moon!.....
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| May 18, 2006, 17:30 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I think Moon needs some hobbies, away from the computer, and not with the stockade dude.
 
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| May 19, 2006, 00:36 |
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tuscanverve
38 / male
kolk, India
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Re: MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
i dunno why i find moon's jokes cute....
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| May 21, 2006, 14:59 |
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Re: Re: MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
QUOTE (tuscanverve @ May 21, 2006, 14:59)i dunno why i find moon's jokes cute....
...cuz you're a "Moonie" or "Moonhead" that's why!!
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| May 22, 2006, 08:39 |
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oneintx
67 / male
central, Texas, US
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Re: MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
sounds like ALOT!! of work went into thinking these up..you could have cleaned the house by now!!! lol..too funny!! keep em coming
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| May 22, 2006, 10:13 |
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tuscanverve
38 / male
kolk, India
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Re: Re: MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
QUOTE (tuscanverve @ May 21, 2006, 14:59)i dunno why i find moon's jokes cute....
welcome to the werewolf club.
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