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Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
 
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| May 17, 2006, 09:39 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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| May 18, 2006, 02:32 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Grandma's Boyfriend
OH yes, out of the mouthes of babies.
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| May 18, 2006, 12:09 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| May 18, 2006, 17:30 |
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