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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Women who read
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?" 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think
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| May 14, 2006, 14:24 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Women who read
so very true
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| May 14, 2006, 14:31 |
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| May 15, 2006, 08:38 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Women who read
Wildflower, with ideas like that you could be dangerous!
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| May 15, 2006, 10:40 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| May 16, 2006, 13:01 |
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| May 16, 2006, 16:40 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Women who read
ROFLMAO So true, so true. 
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| May 17, 2006, 00:37 |
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