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pepper
56 / female daytona, Florida, US
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Pearls of wisdom
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some
days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case
you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if
you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the
longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you
may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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May 12, 2006, 23:22 |
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
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May 13, 2006, 04:38 |
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2hornythreesome
55 / couple melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
u r just 2 good girl we u keep it up us from downunder
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May 13, 2006, 04:53 |
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