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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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What is your favorite observation or saying?
There are a few things I'm known to say from time to time... What about yours?
"If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and feels like a duck, then its probabaly a duck".
"There are no laws of physics being broken here".
"It always feels good when you stop hitting your head against the wall".
"We teach others how to treat us. What we accept is what we get".
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| June 10, 2004, 09:24 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
If you want to go out, party and be a man at night, you better get up, go to work and be a man in the day light first!!
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| June 10, 2004, 11:17 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
wheres the fun in that?
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| June 10, 2004, 15:43 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur, would have a year to figure out the answer.
If, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would have perplexed even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Since it was better than death, however, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody; the princess, the prostitutes, priests, the wise men, and the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high as the witch was famous for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price; the old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified, she was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like a sewer and often made obscene noises. He had never run across such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and to have to endure such a burden.
Gawain upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question;
What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it went. The
neighbouring monarch spared Arthur's life and granted him total freedom.
What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.
The wedding night approached: Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the bedroom. What a sight awaited!
The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded and asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she'd been a witch, half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self. And the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self.
Which would he want her to be during the day and which during the night?
What a cruel question! Gawain began to think of his predicament. During the day a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night,in the privacy of his home, an old spooky witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch,
but by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments?
What would you do?
What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read until you've made your own choice
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Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.
What is the moral of the story?
It doesn't matter if a woman is pretty or ugly, smart or dumb. Underneath it all, she's still a f*cking witch!!!
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| June 10, 2004, 16:47 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
 good stuff 
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| June 10, 2004, 17:38 |
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xhibiton
52 / male
Louisville, Kentucky, US
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
"What's the point of growing up if you can't be childish once in a while?"
The Doctor
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| June 10, 2004, 21:07 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
When children can manage funds, generate an income, stay out of trouble, and not depend on momy and daddy there would be no point in growing up, now would there? Any more brilliant questions?
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| June 11, 2004, 03:51 |
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judaskiss79
43 / male
Northern, Virginia, US
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
"It's good to wait to the last minute because it only takes a minute."
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| June 11, 2004, 11:38 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today!
I was singing verses that don't exist to songs that I don't know! (my answer when there is no hot water left after my shower)
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| June 11, 2004, 16:13 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
get `er done!
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| June 12, 2004, 07:01 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
If it isn't messy, it isn't fun!
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| June 13, 2004, 13:13 |
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littlegothicslut
50 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
Bite Me.....
old but for some reason it is my answer for everything
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| June 13, 2004, 22:26 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
When you say "Bite Me" to some one is it actualy a sexual act you subconsiously want them to perform on you? or do you just blurt it out passively instead of sayind KISSoff or Fuckyou?
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| June 14, 2004, 05:37 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
sam malone once said to diane in cheers 'hey have a good life'.a good friend and myself use it if we get the kiss off. ladies think we are being courteous and polite and dont realise its a fuckyou. gotta come outta these things with some cred intact dont yer?
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| June 14, 2004, 14:04 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
Another of my favorites (stolen from my Idol Homor Simpson) -
I am deeply interested in your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
when someone is boring me with details.....
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| June 14, 2004, 18:08 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
oooh, saucer of milk for table nine.
dont do plagerism credit to the originator when known.
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| June 14, 2004, 22:38 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
Here's another one. I don't know who the originator is, but it cracks me up.
"I don't agree with your opinion but will fight to the death for your right to be wrong".
Heh.
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| June 15, 2004, 03:34 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
Q: Who you going to satisfy with that?
A: Me.
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| June 15, 2004, 17:00 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
paint your bridges , instead of burning them. others may need the landmarks , to follow in your footsteps
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| June 24, 2004, 01:03 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
If the liquor's white,
you'll be alright,
if the liquor's red,
it'll swell your head
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| July 3, 2004, 07:13 |
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bawbie
64 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
"it'll feel better when it quits hurting."
"all we have to do is reverse the polarity of the nuetron flow."
and my all time favorite-
"sex, drugs and rock & roll.
speed, weed and birth control"
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| July 7, 2004, 00:13 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
stomping on ants while elephants come over the wall
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| July 10, 2004, 03:13 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
Blasphemy is like farting: It offends proper company, but it's so much fun to do.
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| July 10, 2004, 04:55 |
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bawbie
64 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
never change horses in the middle of a job worth doing.
the squeaky wheel gets the worm.
never count your chickens til youv'e walked a mile in their shoes.
actions speak louder than a bird int the bush.
always wear clean underpants in case you should get hit by a bus.
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| August 3, 2004, 08:54 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
I would never join any club that would have ME as a member.
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| August 3, 2004, 15:08 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
In God we Trust, all others pay cash.
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| August 3, 2004, 16:51 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
QUOTE (kbateman @ August 3, 2004, 16:51)In God we Trust, all others pay cash.
and if they don't pay , take their sorry ass to court ...... then still wait forever 
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| August 3, 2004, 17:29 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
Our Credit Manager is Hellen Wait. If you want credit go to Hellen Wait!
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| August 3, 2004, 18:30 |
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Re: What is your favorite observation or saying?
I would piss on a spark plug if I thought it would help!
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| August 4, 2004, 05:41 |
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