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Dog jokes....
What do you do when a Pit Bull starts humping your leg..????
ans. you let him finish....   
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| May 11, 2006, 18:06 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Dog jokes....
but most people (unlike yourself) wont lay down with it afterwards and have a cigarette!!!!! and them ask him if he will still love you in the morning!!!!!
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| May 11, 2006, 18:19 |
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Re: Dog jokes....
I'm starting a petition to get you off this site, you aren't right and you make the rest of us nuts.. nuts.... !!!!! 
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| May 11, 2006, 18:33 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Oh come on now, we all know about the dog biscuts you carry in your pockets. You are not fooling any of us!!!!!! LMAO 
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| May 11, 2006, 18:36 |
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Re: Dog jokes....
quit humping my leg ok... here's a biscuit.....  bad dog...... 
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| May 11, 2006, 20:31 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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yeah i heard you always feed your dates before you take them home!!!!!lmao
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| May 11, 2006, 20:34 |
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Re: Dog jokes....
ROFLMAO... ROFLMAO.... you aint right and I know we could hang around together and have a riot ... you crazy sob... lol...
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| May 11, 2006, 20:39 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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I'm sorry, we really cant hang out that much, remember im not really into dogs my real thing is the cats (pussy that is). hey wait I guess we could meet and the local pound and work something out. lol 
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| May 11, 2006, 20:47 |
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Re: Dog jokes....
My sides hurt from laughing .. quit you crazy bastard... people will think the wrong thing....
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| May 11, 2006, 20:51 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Hey I think the Westminister Dog Show is coming on this weekend, I know I dont have to ask you where you will be. Will I????? 
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| May 11, 2006, 21:17 |
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Re: Dog jokes....
My last dog I called Stay... every time I would call him .. he got confused.. I would say .. COME HERE STAY... COME HERE STAY...
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| May 11, 2006, 21:26 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Well at least you didn't name him rollover, now that would be funny to watch. COME HERE ROOLOVER I SAID COME HERE ROOLOVER DAMN-IT RIGHT NOW ROOLOVER!!!!!!!!!
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| May 11, 2006, 21:29 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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you two crack me up!
Abbot and Costello of WN.....and I LOVE Abbot and Costello!
  
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| May 11, 2006, 22:29 |
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Re: Dog jokes....
Who's on first...????
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| May 11, 2006, 23:01 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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What's on Second?
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| May 11, 2006, 23:07 |
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Re: Dog jokes....
And I DONT KNOW IS ON THIRD.... lol....too funny ....
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| May 11, 2006, 23:16 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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QUOTE (rchamberlain @ May 11, 2006, 23:16)And I DONT KNOW IS ON THIRD.... lol....too funny ....
I don't give a darn!
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| May 11, 2006, 23:21 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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isn't tomorrow pitching????? Or was that today???? 
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| May 12, 2006, 01:06 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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My son has a twisted sense of humor...I wonder where he got it? He has a 100# Rott who enthusiastically responds to
"Here Kitty Kitty"
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| May 12, 2006, 02:21 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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OMG - - - u guys are hysterical!!!!! BF & I really enjoyed reading this thread! -  ROFLMAO -
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| May 12, 2006, 04:06 |
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Re: Dog jokes....
I had another dog and named him Spot... he didn't have any legs and would'nt come when you called him....
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| May 12, 2006, 05:17 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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yes i enjoyed reading it all as well
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| May 12, 2006, 05:55 |
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Re: Re: Dog jokes....
QUOTE (smitty6044 @ May 12, 2006, 02:21)My son has a twisted sense of humor...I wonder where he got it? He has a 100# Rott who enthusiastically responds to
"Here Kitty Kitty"
I have a cat named Bear, for some stupid reason I started adding Butt to all my pet's names, so now when Bear sneaks outside, and I have to go get him, all the neighbors see is me running around the yard (sometimes in very unappropiate attire) yelling ....
"BEAR BUTT!! BEAR BUTT!!
In conclusion....name your pets carefully....
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| May 12, 2006, 09:53 |
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Re: Re: Re: Dog jokes....
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 12, 2006, 09:53) QUOTE (smitty6044 @ May 12, 2006, 02:21)My son has a twisted sense of humor...I wonder where he got it? He has a 100# Rott who enthusiastically responds to
"Here Kitty Kitty"
I have a cat named Bear, for some stupid reason I started adding Butt to all my pet's names, so now when Bear sneaks outside, and I have to go get him, all the neighbors see is me running around the yard (sometimes in very unappropiate attire) yelling ....
"BEAR BUTT!! BEAR BUTT!!
In conclusion....name your pets carefully....
LMAO!!!!
I had a wonderful mutt once. Used to run around yelling, "c'mere, shithead!"
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| May 12, 2006, 09:55 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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moon you promised that you would never call me that again
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| May 12, 2006, 10:40 |
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I'm going to the hospital with internal bleeding from laughing so hard.... how do I explain that....the dog bit me.... lol....!!!!!
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| May 12, 2006, 11:48 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Well what did you expect would happen when you shove that bone down its throat??????
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| May 12, 2006, 15:11 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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touche just4 - you bad dog, you!
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