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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Real Newspaper Ads
REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything
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| May 11, 2006, 08:51 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Real Newspaper Ads
I love it, lol, Yorkies can be mean, for sure and 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog is priceless!
  
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| May 11, 2006, 08:56 |
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Re: Real Newspaper Ads
One of the towns in the central part of Missouri is called "Licking"....
I still recall that blazing bold headline that ran in one of the local newspapers one week that said...
"LICKING WOMEN TREATED AND RELEASED"
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| May 11, 2006, 09:53 |
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Re: Real Newspaper Ads
LMAO! I love 'em!   
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| May 11, 2006, 09:54 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Real Newspaper Ads
sounds like something moon would post 
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| May 11, 2006, 11:50 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Real Newspaper Ads
too funny wflower!!! i love those... 
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| May 11, 2006, 14:58 |
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Re: Real Newspaper Ads
too funny!!
and we thought animals say the funniest things.
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| May 11, 2006, 15:36 |
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