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Funny Mom-Isms
1) "You'll understand when you're older."
2) "You won't be happy until you break that, will you?"
3) "You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem."
4) "Who died and left you boss?"
5) "When you have your own house then you can make the rules!"
6) "When I was young we had respect for our elders, now look at the world!"
7) "What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?"
8) "Say that again and I'll wash your mouth out with soap."
9) "Isn't it past your bedtime?"
10) "I'm not going to ask you again."
11) "I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out!"
12) "Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!"
13) "Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?"
14) "As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say."
15) "Am I talking to a brick wall?"
Had to add this one myself..... heard it all the time!
16) "People in hell want ice water."
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| May 9, 2006, 10:02 |
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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Funny Mom-Isms
I remember all of those too! Especially the one about people in hell want ice water. I think that was my Mom's favorite!
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| May 9, 2006, 10:05 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Funny Mom-Isms
i remember my mom saying quite a few of those over the years
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| May 9, 2006, 12:57 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Funny Mom-Isms
Never heard of the ice water one. But mom's favorite one was "just wait til your dad gets home." 
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| May 9, 2006, 13:25 |
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Re: Funny Mom-Isms
"Well, it (they, whatever...) didn't just sprout legs and walk off!"
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| May 9, 2006, 13:29 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Funny Mom-Isms
i have heard all of them and even used a few myself. 
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| May 9, 2006, 16:10 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Funny Mom-Isms
heres another one i remember my mom saying
wait til you have kids
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| May 9, 2006, 17:36 |
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Re: Funny Mom-Isms
This one always made me behave.....
I'm gonna bust your ass so hard, you won't be able to sit down for a week!  
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| May 9, 2006, 18:58 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Re: Funny Mom-Isms
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ May 9, 2006, 18:58)This one always made me behave.....
I'm gonna bust your ass so hard, you won't be able to sit down for a week!
yeah dont woory- after i bust your ass ill kiss it to make it better 
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| May 10, 2006, 09:09 |
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