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Who's smarter?
Three women and three men are traveling by train into the city.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please. The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, when its time to leave, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please.
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| May 8, 2006, 10:34 |
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Re: Who's smarter?
thats funnny lmao!!!! 
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| May 8, 2006, 17:08 |
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Re: Who's smarter?
that was a good one
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| May 8, 2006, 19:51 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Who's smarter?
Leave it to you to come up with that!!!! 
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| May 10, 2006, 17:38 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Who's smarter?
I think someone has way to much time on there hands. ROFLMAO
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| May 10, 2006, 20:04 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Re: Who's smarter?
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 10, 2006, 20:04)
Yeah i agree, she should be spending it with ME 
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| May 10, 2006, 21:51 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Who's smarter?
QUOTE (just4urplsur @ May 10, 2006, 21:51) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 10, 2006, 20:04)
Yeah i agree, she should be spending it with ME
What a dreamer, you know she's gonna spend it with me.
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| May 10, 2006, 21:58 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Who's smarter?
OK Lets have a vote on it!!!!!!
Moon sweetie, who do you want to spend it with??????? 
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| May 10, 2006, 22:13 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Who's smarter?
QUOTE (just4urplsur @ May 10, 2006, 22:13)
Now that's not fair. You have had time to bond or what ever in chat, and I just got in there. 
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| May 10, 2006, 23:40 |
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