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Things I learned from my Mother - Part 2
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Things I learned from my Mother - Part 2

12. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

14. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home."

15. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

16. My mother taught me about ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you'll be cold?"

17. My mother taught me about HUMOR.

"When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

18. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

19. My mother taught me about GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

20. My mother taught me about WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

21. My mother taught me about SHARING.

"I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!"

22. My mother taught me about FEAR.

"One day you'll have a child who'll do the same things to you."

 May 8, 2006, 10:32
 just4urplsur
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 platte city, Missouri, US
Re: Things I learned from my Mother - Part 2
I think you have mother issues moon
 May 10, 2006, 14:07
 

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Re: Re: Things I learned from my Mother - Part 2
  QUOTE (just4urplsur @ May 10, 2006, 14:07)
I think you have mother issues moon



Yeah, I must've heard these a million times.... just wish I could hear them again

 May 10, 2006, 14:36
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Re: Things I learned from my Mother - Part 2
Just because you dont hear a voice doesnt mean that you are not heard!!!!!!
 May 10, 2006, 17:10
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Re: Things I learned from my Mother - Part 2
yeah my mom has said most of those to me at one time or another and now that i look at it looks like 22 was my mom's most popular thing to tell me
 May 10, 2006, 17:33

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