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Too funny!
Biology Quiz
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an A
 
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| May 5, 2006, 13:13 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Too funny!
So true
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| May 5, 2006, 14:05 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Too funny!
hey moon, can i bond with you?????? i'll be the baby!!!!!
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| May 5, 2006, 15:12 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Too funny!
8. It's safer, the cat can't get into it. 
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| May 6, 2006, 07:47 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Too funny!
I think it's feeding time, I'm not weaned yet. 
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| May 6, 2006, 11:16 |
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2hornythreesome
55 / couple
melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Too funny!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ May 5, 2006, 13:13)Biology Quiz
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an A
and we reckon your containers would have 2 be one of the best we have seen yum yum yum   us downunder
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| May 13, 2006, 07:28 |
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Re: Re: Too funny!
QUOTE (2hornythreesome @ May 13, 2006, 07:28) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ May 5, 2006, 13:13)Biology Quiz
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an A
and we reckon your containers would have 2 be one of the best we have seen yum yum yum us downunder
Reckon? Sure y'all ain't from little ole Texas?  
BTW, I dressed up as Peter Chris for halloween one year. Paused a video tape (yes, vhs, that's how long ago it was!) and did the make up. It was a blast!  
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| May 15, 2006, 15:53 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Too funny!
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| May 16, 2006, 12:53 |
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