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flatbed
59 / male
elgin, Illinois, US
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bad pick up lines
ladies, what are the worst pick up lines you have heard.
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| May 2, 2006, 06:23 |
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Re: bad pick up lines
this one i heard not too long ago:
You are hot, I'm serious. I'm single and available (looking at me while waiting for the answer).
The answer i said to him was: I'm still single and going home alone. Then I walked away
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| May 2, 2006, 07:33 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: bad pick up lines
The only "pick" up lines I get are from people here.....
and the worst......
Your hot!....You wanna fuck?....... 
Nothing more, nothing less!
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| May 2, 2006, 08:39 |
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Re: Re: bad pick up lines
QUOTE (nykitten @ May 2, 2006, 08:39)The only "pick" up lines I get are from people here.....
and the worst......
Your hot!....You wanna fuck?.......
Nothing more, nothing less!
OH yeah...nuttin' like that orangy silhouette and a profile page full of "I'll tell you later"s to get a girl all steamed up and ready to go!!!
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| May 2, 2006, 08:45 |
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Re: bad pick up lines
I'm from here, and think I've been a hell of a lot smoother than that....!!!!!   
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| May 2, 2006, 08:55 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: bad pick up lines
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ May 2, 2006, 08:55)
I think it's your hat that gets them.  
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| May 2, 2006, 09:06 |
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Re: bad pick up lines
the worst one yet is "i can lick my eyebrows with my tounge"
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| May 2, 2006, 11:06 |
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Re: Re: Re: bad pick up lines
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 2, 2006, 09:06)
I hope so ..
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| May 2, 2006, 12:27 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: bad pick up lines
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ May 2, 2006, 12:27)
LMAO 
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| May 2, 2006, 13:09 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: bad pick up lines
got to be yourself and play it smooth because i learned the hard way........  
but then again i can't recall a girl trying to give me a bad pick up line trying to get with me in that case but the big killer that stop it was their attitude or something
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| May 2, 2006, 13:36 |
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Re: bad pick up lines
no words... just humping my front doorknob.
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| May 2, 2006, 19:18 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: bad pick up lines
How about, a guy licks his finger and touches your shirt and says "Here let me help you out of those wet clothes" 
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| May 2, 2006, 21:20 |
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Re: Re: bad pick up lines
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ May 2, 2006, 19:18)no words... just humping my front doorknob.
you mean you heard that?? Geez... so much for keeping it hush hush *scolds to self*
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| May 2, 2006, 21:36 |
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Re: Re: bad pick up lines
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 2, 2006, 21:20)
LMAO... havent heard that one in awhile.... i mean, i never heard it other than thru here.
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| May 2, 2006, 21:38 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: bad pick up lines
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ May 2, 2006, 21:38) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 2, 2006, 21:20)
LMAO... havent heard that one in awhile.... i mean, i never heard it other than thru here.
I never heard it either, until a gal at work told me.
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| May 2, 2006, 21:46 |
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Re: bad pick up lines
good one... lol....
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| May 3, 2006, 08:09 |
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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: bad pick up lines
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 2, 2006, 21:20)
I remember hearing that on an old sitcom. It was a many years ago. Not quite sure which sitcaom it was now....
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| May 3, 2006, 08:12 |
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