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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Think Fast
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach
trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built.
One evening, the old boy decided to go down to the pond and look it over.
He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny dipping in his pond.
As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once, they
all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave." The old man frowned, "I did not come down
here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the
pond naked." Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
  
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| April 28, 2006, 15:59 |
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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Think Fast
very funny 
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| April 28, 2006, 21:03 |
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Re: Think Fast
very good hr
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| April 28, 2006, 21:40 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Think Fast
cute... 
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| April 29, 2006, 22:08 |
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