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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Jeff foxworthy on Minnesota
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy".
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
If you have the same number of bars and churches.
If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee.
If you think that ketchup is a little to spicy.
If "vacation" means going up north of Brainard for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours.
you know several people who have hit deer more than once.
You often switch from 'heat to A/C in the same day and back again.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raaging blizzard, without flinching.
You see peolpe wearing hunting clothes at social events.
You install security lights on both your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You carry jumper cable in your car and your girlfriends know how to use them.
There are seven empty car running in the parking lot at Mills Fleet Farm at any given time.
You design your kids halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow.
You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
You consider Minneapolis exotic.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to the blue spruce.
'Down South' means Iowa.
A brat is something that you eat.
You go out to fish fry every friday night.
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly".
You actually understand these jokes and foreward them to all your Minnesota friends.
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| April 26, 2006, 15:19 |
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lovemachine
45 / male
green bay, Wisconsin, US
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Re: Jeff foxworthy on Minnesota
i guess they apply to us in wisconsin too 
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| April 27, 2006, 07:43 |
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Re: Re: Jeff foxworthy on Minnesota
QUOTE (lovemachine @ April 27, 2006, 07:43)i guess they apply to us in wisconsin too
Yup, South Dakota too.
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| April 28, 2006, 21:48 |
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Re: Jeff foxworthy on Minnesota
Most apply - very funny!
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| July 11, 2006, 11:43 |
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Re: Jeff foxworthy on Minnesota
Jeffy, "What a Guy"!! Where does this guy come up with all of this? So true everywhere. 
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