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Silly
Where Should I Park?
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Well, okay."
Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Well, okay."
Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He says to Lena, "What am I going to do now, Lena?"
Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage."
Wrong Way Herman
As a 100 year old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-280. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Herman, "it's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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| April 26, 2006, 09:38 |
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lovemachine
45 / male
green bay, Wisconsin, US
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Re: Silly
i have to log on here everyday just check out your jokes. two more good ones
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| April 26, 2006, 13:20 |
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Re: Silly
Making people laugh, finally something I'm good at 
 
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| April 26, 2006, 13:49 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Silly
I bet making others laugh isn't the only thing your good at. 
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| April 26, 2006, 14:59 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Silly
i agree with that 150% she is good at alot of things. 
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