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just4urplsur
58 / male platte city, Missouri, US
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Giving Birth!!!!
OK This is one that i havent even seen before (not that i want it to happen to me)
How many men out hte have ever wanted to give birth to a child so that their spouse or special friend would not want to go through the pain.
I did. right up to the time we got to the hospital and then i changed my mind!!!!
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April 18, 2006, 09:57 |
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (just4urplsur @ April 18, 2006, 09:57)...I did. right up to the time we got to the hospital and then i changed my mind!!!!....
You're an indecisive pervdog!!
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April 18, 2006, 10:25 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
I would love to see that one!..
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April 18, 2006, 10:30 |
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
God got this one right - I don't think there would be more than single child households if men gave birth to babies.
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April 18, 2006, 10:32 |
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
They're too sissified for birth
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April 18, 2006, 10:50 |
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Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 18, 2006, 10:50)They're too sissified for birth
You ain't butt lyin! Been through two one normal and one C and I know for a fact it's more then I could have surived! So the question is WHAT WAS KB THINKING!
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April 18, 2006, 11:38 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (DEye @ April 18, 2006, 11:38) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 18, 2006, 10:50)They're too sissified for birth
You ain't butt lyin! Been through two one normal and one C and I know for a fact it's more then I could have surived! So the question is WHAT WAS KB THINKING!
Thats just it...for the first time in her life, Not sure she was thinking (so unlike her) ....Although I would bet anything she won't go for Number two.....
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April 18, 2006, 11:45 |
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
Damn buddy...think that stock is getting to tight around your head...lol..
NOT NO...BUT...HELL NO !!!!!
Male Lev....
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April 18, 2006, 12:09 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ April 18, 2006, 12:09)Damn buddy...think that stock is getting to tight around your head...lol..
NOT NO...BUT...HELL NO !!!!!
Male Lev....
Why not?......
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April 18, 2006, 12:14 |
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
ahhhhhhh c'mon, guys! Wouldn't ya' wanna see what it's like to push a watermelon through a water hose? Or in your case, a straw?
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April 18, 2006, 13:11 |
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Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 18, 2006, 13:11)ahhhhhhh c'mon, guys! Wouldn't ya' wanna see what it's like to push a watermelon through a water hose? Or in your case, a straw?
Thank you no! I'm not even sure I'd want to watch it again! It is way more fun making babies then birthin' um! Except in KB's case that is
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April 18, 2006, 13:21 |
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
I truly believe that every man should swallow a bowling ball and pass it out their ass, just so they can be empathetic to the whole chidbirth experience.....
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April 18, 2006, 13:25 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 18, 2006, 13:25)I truly believe that every man should swallow a bowling ball and pass it out their ass, just so they can be empathetic to the whole chidbirth experience.....
You should see them when they have to pass a stone!.....
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April 18, 2006, 13:28 |
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Re: Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (nykitten @ April 18, 2006, 13:28) QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 18, 2006, 13:25)I truly believe that every man should swallow a bowling ball and pass it out their ass, just so they can be empathetic to the whole chidbirth experience.....
You should see them when they have to pass a stone!.....
Gawd that is painful! Not that I've had to do it but I saw it on tv once. With the prostate problems I've had and the various procedures I can say it can't be fun
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April 18, 2006, 13:36 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (DEye @ April 18, 2006, 13:36) QUOTE (nykitten @ April 18, 2006, 13:28) QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 18, 2006, 13:25)I truly believe that every man should swallow a bowling ball and pass it out their ass, just so they can be empathetic to the whole chidbirth experience.....
You should see them when they have to pass a stone!.....
Gawd that is painful! Not that I've had to do it but I saw it on tv once. With the prostate problems I've had and the various procedures I can say it can't be fun
Giving birth was never any fun either!.....
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April 18, 2006, 13:48 |
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QUOTE (nykitten @ April 18, 2006, 12:14) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ April 18, 2006, 12:09)Damn buddy...think that stock is getting to tight around your head...lol..
NOT NO...BUT...HELL NO !!!!!
Male Lev....
Why not?......
I just feel you deserve a little pain for a few monthes...considering the pain we have to put up listening to all the shit ! You weren't whining while we were shoving that big thing in there !!!
Male Lev...
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April 18, 2006, 13:55 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ April 18, 2006, 13:55) QUOTE (nykitten @ April 18, 2006, 12:14) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ April 18, 2006, 12:09)Damn buddy...think that stock is getting to tight around your head...lol..
NOT NO...BUT...HELL NO !!!!!
Male Lev....
Why not?......
I just feel you deserve a little pain for a few monthes...considering the pain we have to put up listening to all the shit !!!!
Male Lev...
Our pain starts when we get pregnant and doesn't ever go away!......
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April 18, 2006, 13:57 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
i have had kidney stones before and it hurt like hell while passing them also lots of doctors and nurses who were working on me during my er visit or when in had a doctor appointment or when i went to go get a mri catscan done they all told me its similar to having a baby so in a way i can relate to the pain that all girls who have or will eventually give birth to babies
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April 18, 2006, 14:05 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (tomboy6978 @ April 18, 2006, 14:05)i have had kidney stones before and it hurt like hell while passing them also lots of doctors and nurses who were working on me during my er visit or when in had a doctor appointment or when i went to go get a mri catscan done they all told me its similar to having a baby so in a way i can relate to the pain that all girls who have or will eventually give birth to babies
You seem like you would be a very giving and concerned husband!......Someone is going to be very lucky to find you!...
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April 18, 2006, 14:08 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
awwwwwwwwwwwww gee thanks now where is that lucky girl hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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April 18, 2006, 14:09 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (tomboy6978 @ April 18, 2006, 14:09)awwwwwwwwwwwww gee thanks now where is that lucky girl hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Just remember, Good things come to those who wait!
And you will never find love if your looking for it....It's something that happens to find you!....
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April 18, 2006, 14:18 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ April 18, 2006, 14:11)
Are you feeling left out?........
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April 18, 2006, 14:18 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
First of all, I throw stones, not pass them. Second, why was it that you women have to take us so seriously when we poke a little fun at you???? Just remember, no pain, no gain. Now I'm going to hide, as I know you will castrate me now. or worse.
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April 19, 2006, 23:16 |
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 19, 2006, 23:16)
Personally, I like a little "head buttin' toe to toe debating, and the best debate threads are always the Venus and Mars, men vs. women topics. Both sexes love that we have these major differences between us, and we love being passionate with the opposite sex, physically, emotionally and mentally. (And c'mon......we all know that sometimes, we just love to push some buttons!)
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April 20, 2006, 05:41 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 20, 2006, 05:41) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 19, 2006, 23:16)
Personally, I like a little "head buttin' toe to toe debating, and the best debate threads are always the Venus and Mars, men vs. women topics. Both sexes love that we have these major differences between us, and we love being passionate with the opposite sex, physically, emotionally and mentally. (And c'mon......we all know that sometimes, we just love to push some buttons!)
Not me.. nope i Never push anyone's buttons and besides you didnt see me do it so no one can prove anything oh yeah i was out of town when that happened!!!!
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April 20, 2006, 09:29 |
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
Giving birth.....NOT fun....are you kidding me its great.....i laughed the whole time..contraction.....consmacktion.....no problem....I'd definitely do it again. And to think all this coming from a woman who after two times got her tubes tied. I'm no fool...definitely not doing that again....whew! Then when the child does finally make his way out into this wonderful world and starts crying......they never stop! Now there's the real pain.
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April 20, 2006, 09:42 |
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A true blessing, though .... and one that men will never experience.... shame
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April 20, 2006, 10:15 |
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Re: Giving Birth!!!!
You have opened my eyes and caused me to rethink my decision.
Now, I simply need a volunteer to carry this kid for the last two months and do the birthing part for me.
Volunteers?
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April 20, 2006, 10:44 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (kbateman @ April 20, 2006, 10:44)You have opened my eyes and caused me to rethink my decision.
Now, I simply need a volunteer to carry this kid for the last two months and do the birthing part for me.
Volunteers?
ummmm well if you really need someone to do that well i guess you could ask hmmmmmmm NOT ME
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April 20, 2006, 10:46 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Giving Birth!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 20, 2006, 05:41) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 19, 2006, 23:16)
Personally, I like a little "head buttin' toe to toe debating, and the best debate threads are always the Venus and Mars, men vs. women topics. Both sexes love that we have these major differences between us, and we love being passionate with the opposite sex, physically, emotionally and mentally. (And c'mon......we all know that sometimes, we just love to push some buttons!)
I try to push the right buttons, and I always have a smile on when I do it. Not for the debate, just because, well at least sometimes.
Now back to the regular scheduled programming. There is no way that I would want to go through that pain. Been in delivery twice with MA, First one was a challenge, second one was a breeze, according to her.
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April 20, 2006, 12:03 |
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