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Things to ponder......
I know you've heard these before but they still make ya' wonder..... 
* Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
* Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
* If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
* If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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| April 18, 2006, 08:49 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Things to ponder......
Cute! 
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| April 18, 2006, 08:51 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Things to ponder......
You really do have waaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands. 
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| April 18, 2006, 09:59 |
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Re: Re: Things to ponder......
QUOTE (just4urplsur @ April 18, 2006, 09:59)You really do have waaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands.
Cum fill me..........
I mean IT!!!
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| April 18, 2006, 10:44 |
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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Things to ponder......
very cute !
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