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Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
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Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Puntin wanted to know why/how we would/should lick her pussy, I am a little more straight forward, Why Should I give you head. Most creative could get a real nice prize sometime this summer. lol.
 May 19, 2004, 14:32
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
  QUOTE (kbateman @ May 19, 2004, 14:32)
Puntin wanted to know why/how we would/should lick her pussy, I am a little more straight forward, Why Should I give you head. Most creative could get a real nice prize sometime this summer. lol.

so you could try and snowball me? that or you would end up feeling like the most gifted/sexually talented woman alive from my praises and then the favor would be returned to the best of my ability(which is`nt to bad so i hear) but alas you can`t seem to find oregon on the map(hint)if you look VERY closely we are right there at the end of the earth
 May 19, 2004, 19:10
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
oh, you are so funny. Both of you up there in oregon must be dying laughing. I would never snowball you, or even try. Just pleasure you with extreme prejudice!
 May 19, 2004, 19:22
 Seachade
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 49 / male
 Cedar Rapids, Iowa, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
My resume is not very impressive and if I had a "job" like that, I could add "luckiest man alive" to it.
 May 19, 2004, 20:28
 

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  QUOTE (kbateman @ May 19, 2004, 19:22)
oh, you are so funny. Both of you up there in oregon must be dying laughing. I would never snowball you, or even try. Just pleasure you with extreme prejudice!

just because we are listed as a couple does`nt mean there is`nt more than two people out here in oregon .well shit hold on ,now i have to go count
 May 19, 2004, 20:36
 judaskiss79
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 42 / male
 Northern, Virginia, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Dear Madam,
I recently heard of your opening in the receiving department. I feel I am exceptionally qualified for this position for several reasons. I believe I can add extreme values. With gas prices fluctuating above the two dollar mark and travel season kicking into high gear I can save you money because I am local to the Washington D.C. area.

As a member of the Washington D.C. suburbia community I have access to many of the surrounding areas with ease. Imagine the savings of hundreds of dollars knowing that you won't have to travel outside of the state.

I also have the quality of being D&D free and being discreet. I will respect any wishes by you and remain unclingy in any way. This would include any obsessive phone calls and begging for you outside of your window at 2:30 in the morning.

I can bring productivity to a higher level. Through the years I have developed techniques to remain hard throughout the exhaustive times and keep productivity raised at all times. And during the times when you feel overwhelmed with the tasks hanging over you I would be more than wlling to take over and ease and relax you using my great oral abilities that will make any client feel at ease. As an added bonus I believe my instrument of productivity is above average in strengthy and girth. Although, I will leave that open for your judgement.

In closing I'd like to emphasize the key factors: Value! Respect! Increased Productivity! and You're hot!

I look forward to meeting with you and hope to join your team. I have references available upon request.
~Jud.
 May 20, 2004, 06:13
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Jud,,Your tops in my book!!!
 May 20, 2004, 07:04
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
judas, that was certainly creative, vaulting you well in to the lead at this time
 May 20, 2004, 14:14
 freestylun
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 Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
cuz i'm long, and strong, and dying to get the friction on!
 May 20, 2004, 16:08
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
still think trying to out run you snowballing me would just be some funny shit
 May 20, 2004, 20:43
 judaskiss79
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 Northern, Virginia, US
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  QUOTE (kbateman @ May 20, 2004, 14:14)
judas, that was certainly creative, vaulting you well in to the lead at this time





SCORE!!!>.... er... I mean.... Thank you for your consideration. I hope to interview with you soon. Hopefully wearing some shorter than heck business skirt with heels. Oh yeah!
 May 21, 2004, 02:39
 BassBoy13
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 61 / couple
 Raleigh, North Carolina, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
'Cos with the price of gas, think of the money you'd save giving me the first prize!
 May 21, 2004, 17:24
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
because we are out on the beach on a warm august night , not a soul around ,sipping a couple cold mooseheads , listening to the waves gently roll onto the beach and you know I will return the favor
 May 22, 2004, 03:59
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
I'd start with a long passionate kiss or three before heading on my journy of light kisses travelling over your entire body avoiding one particular area and continuing all the way down to the tips of your toes before beginning to make my way back up your gorgeous legs and the insides of your thighs. I'd pause a moment to let you feel my warm breath before placing a light kiss on this new center of the universe. then one slow wet lap all the way from your anus to nearly your belly button before coming up for another kiss or two and to see the welling passion in your eyes before getting back to what i had started, with a short lay over at each perfect breast and your sexy navel. Now i begin light slow kisses, licking, and gentle sucking not neglecting a single inch of you just enjoying the sights, sounds, smell, taste of you. I slowly increase the speed and pressure as i go and eventually insert a finger, then two as you begin to buck. I'm giving it my all.... every bit of me is existing at this moment to just please you, then it happens. I'm not sure who is more elated.... you with your physical pleasure or me for being the reason. I slowly continue till you pull me up for another passionate kiss and we're back to the start.

now why YOU should give ME head... simple i'm a country boy, its in my blood to repay such a great debt (plus i'll come see you, then you can forget all that gas price crap!)
 May 22, 2004, 07:48
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
  QUOTE (kbateman @ May 19, 2004, 14:32)
Puntin wanted to know why/how we would/should lick her pussy, I am a little more straight forward, Why Should I give you head. Most creative could get a real nice prize sometime this summer. lol.



"Ask not what you can do for me, butt what I can do for you".
 May 22, 2004, 12:14
 beezeeka
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 46 / male
 Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Dear Dr. Bateman,

I am writing in regards to your advernterous sprit in nature as well as the pusuit of science and happiness.

I am a man whom with out a doubt, is an abhorrent scheme of mankind. I have an ailment that only the best oralcologist may be intrested in studying.

Although I am male and have been to several other oralcologists, to my saddness they have not been able to help me acheive an enlightened orgasmic state. What my ailment is non-flacid pre coital dysfunction. I do believe this is a rare afflicition and alas you are my last hope to cure me of this conundrum of science.

I do beg of you to consider my ailment as a research project in the infant stages. I have done some research on this topic and i am willing to share my research. My ex-girl friends have started a foundation for the non-flacid pre coital dysfunction called the NFPCD.

I am most certainly willing to try experimental therapy in order to pursue a cure to this terrible affiliction. I do believe we will need several trials involving an extensive array of tests. I would greatly appreciate your hypthesis on the subject.

Sincerly,

Mr. Bee Zeeka
 May 22, 2004, 15:27
 littlegothicslut
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 Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
because
 May 22, 2004, 21:39
 judaskiss79
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 Northern, Virginia, US
Re: Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
  QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ May 22, 2004, 21:39)
because



You know, I'll give up my chance at getting head from K just to watch K and littlegothicslut get it on. I've seen some of your pics before lgs... man o man!!! Why'd you take them down?
 May 24, 2004, 00:23
 

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  QUOTE (beezeeka @ May 22, 2004, 15:27)
Dear Dr. Bateman,

I am writing in regards to your advernterous sprit in nature as well as the pusuit of science and happiness.

I am a man whom with out a doubt, is an abhorrent scheme of mankind. I have an ailment that only the best oralcologist may be intrested in studying.

Although I am male and have been to several other oralcologists, to my saddness they have not been able to help me acheive an enlightened orgasmic state. What my ailment is non-flacid pre coital dysfunction. I do believe this is a rare afflicition and alas you are my last hope to cure me of this conundrum of science.

I do beg of you to consider my ailment as a research project in the infant stages. I have done some research on this topic and i am willing to share my research. My ex-girl friends have started a foundation for the non-flacid pre coital dysfunction called the NFPCD.

I am most certainly willing to try experimental therapy in order to pursue a cure to this terrible affiliction. I do believe we will need several trials involving an extensive array of tests. I would greatly appreciate your hypthesis on the subject.

Sincerly,

Mr. Bee Zeeka



well, you've have gained access to my symphathic heart with your reply. So much have you touched my conscience with your words, that not only will I insist that Bateman give you head, I'm so motivated to imediatly adopt you through the "National Mens Pathetic Pleas for Sex Foundation " They say I can make a real diggerence in your life by contributing only 60 cents a day ! Why,that's less than I spend on softdrinks!!!
 May 24, 2004, 02:46
 

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  QUOTE (judaskiss79 @ May 24, 2004, 00:23)
  QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ May 22, 2004, 21:39)
because



You know, I'll give up my chance at getting head from K just to watch K and littlegothicslut get it on. I've seen some of your pics before lgs... man o man!!! Why'd you take them down?



think you are a genious! i'll second that idea, just get me a pic while your there judas?
 May 24, 2004, 15:37
 

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  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ May 24, 2004, 15:37)
  QUOTE (judaskiss79 @ May 24, 2004, 00:23)
  QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ May 22, 2004, 21:39)
because



You know, I'll give up my chance at getting head from K just to watch K and littlegothicslut get it on. I've seen some of your pics before lgs... man o man!!! Why'd you take them down?



think you are a genious! i'll second that idea, just get me a pic while your there judas?

I think the event should be publicised on webnaughty in advance, we could all meet up there, make it a real gang bang
 May 24, 2004, 18:35
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
hell, i'll offer to stop by minneapolis and give littlegothic a free ride down to k's house for this one! (being its on my way and all)
 May 24, 2004, 18:51
 yomon
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 Albany, New York, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
  QUOTE (kbateman @ May 19, 2004, 14:32)
Puntin wanted to know why/how we would/should lick her pussy, I am a little more straight forward, Why Should I give you head. Most creative could get a real nice prize sometime this summer. lol.

 May 24, 2004, 20:44
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 60 / male
 Albany, New York, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
You should give me head because you want to give me great pleasure as i will give you pleasure in any way that you ask.Head is a fantastic way to be sexual and head is a great way to have a long and pleasurable foreplay leading slowly to a fantastic orgasm as we both tease eachother to monumental heights.
 May 24, 2004, 20:52
 

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  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ May 24, 2004, 18:51)
hell, i'll offer to stop by minneapolis and give littlegothic a free ride down to k's house for this one! (being its on my way and all)

After picking her up, you wouldn't try to tamper with the goods before you arrived would you?
 May 25, 2004, 03:31
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
becuz it wood feal gode and eye lyke having mie kok suked (ok i do realize thats the way i spell most of the time anyway)
 May 25, 2004, 08:55
 

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  QUOTE (hothands @ May 25, 2004, 03:31)
  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ May 24, 2004, 18:51)
hell, i'll offer to stop by minneapolis and give littlegothic a free ride down to k's house for this one! (being its on my way and all)

After picking her up, you wouldn't try to tamper with the goods before you arrived would you?



oh hell no! this would be treated as my civic duty, for the good of all!! but would still have the ride back for any attempts at rejection.
 May 25, 2004, 15:49
 ivv40
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 64 / female
 Brookline, Massachusetts, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
I can tell you this: we live with my wife 29 years together and still have great sex EACH day for 1-2 hours. You know why? Because of oral pleasure we give each other! Just an example: I first make her cum by my mouth, then - by my cock and after that - by my fingers! Of course, after that she is more than happy to give me the oral relaxation!

I can control my cum taste, keep it sweet, and she loves to play with mycock!
 May 26, 2004, 12:54
 

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  QUOTE (ivv40 @ May 26, 2004, 12:54)
I can tell you this: we live with my wife 29 years together and still have great sex EACH day for 1-2 hours. You know why? Because of oral pleasure we give each other! Just an example: I first make her cum by my mouth, then - by my cock and after that - by my fingers! Of course, after that she is more than happy to give me the oral relaxation!

I can control my cum taste, keep it sweet, and she loves to play with mycock!



Oh please tell me how you control your cum taste!! I know some guy that has been trying all kinds of diet changes for weeks now, he just can't seem to get it right!! He'll be so gratefull for some good advice on this!!!
 May 29, 2004, 03:10
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Sounds interesting,,so I started a new topic on this suject, hope to hear any related info!
 May 29, 2004, 06:31
 

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  QUOTE (hothands @ May 29, 2004, 06:31)
Sounds interesting,,so I started a new topic on this suject, hope to hear any related info!

yeah what you said as i have read quite a bit about it but everything seems to contradict itself
 May 29, 2004, 06:35
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
boredcountryboy, I would be willing to pay to fly you and littlegothicslut down from minnesota to have her for lunch, you could watch, film, cheer or write magazine articles........ but no joining in!
 June 1, 2004, 13:45
 

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  QUOTE (kbateman @ June 1, 2004, 13:45)
boredcountryboy, I would be willing to pay to fly you and littlegothicslut down from minnesota to have her for lunch, you could watch, film, cheer or write magazine articles........ but no joining in!



that sure would be a test of will power but how could i say no?
 June 1, 2004, 16:46
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
after 2 weeks the standings are

1. Littlegothicslut (just because)
2. Judaskiss --- tied
2. bezeeka ----tied
4. boredcountryboy.

all yall have too try harder!
 June 1, 2004, 18:27
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Please?
 June 1, 2004, 19:08
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
PLEASE ?,,,,,sounds submissive to me!! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!
 June 3, 2004, 17:36
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
trying the "always ask politely" thing my ma tried to install in me..... think it might work?
 June 3, 2004, 19:22
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
When your young and polite there is always a better chance at every thing.
 June 3, 2004, 20:08
 beezeeka
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 Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
New Research Developement:

Dear Dr. Bateman,

With our modern technology there must be some innoveativing therapies that border on the extreme for my terrible affliction. Treatments which are not considered to be FDA approved. We at the institute are willing to under go the excrutiating growing pains of development in the name of science.

To find a cure for this ailment would be an amazing developement of medical science. Now that we have Ms. Chazzy creating an endowment fund for further research purposes we do have the ability to travel to a secure loation.

I am currently in Maine as of now and would be able to travel to your office sometime this month or next. Or if you prefer, you would be able to come to Maine and research in the great outdoors. I am in moose country.

I most certainly would like to have a response from you Dr. Bateman with your thoughts on your innoivations of medical science.

Sincerely,

Mr. Bee Zeeka
 June 4, 2004, 13:09
 beezeeka
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 Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Ok new approach adopted from little goth slut

Because

 June 4, 2004, 13:33
 beezeeka
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 Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Ok new approach adopted from little goth slut

Because

 June 4, 2004, 13:33
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
see i remember littlegothic's pictures, and with her looks she only needs to say "because" since I would drag my ass through miles of broken glass to eat that one! You guys will have to work a bit harder! Rotfl.

 June 4, 2004, 15:50
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 Gwinette/Walton Co., Georgia, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
because Iv'e been a good boy webmistress?
 June 4, 2004, 18:27
 

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Re: Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
  QUOTE (kbateman @ June 1, 2004, 13:45)
boredcountryboy, I would be willing to pay to fly you and littlegothicslut down from minnesota to have her for lunch, you could watch, film, cheer or write magazine articles........ but no joining in!



not sure i wanna try harder?! kinda like the standings as is.
 June 4, 2004, 19:41
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
For a few reasons,
1) Because I would return the gesture, the more rewarding it'll be for us both.
2) Because Just because you have consented to give me a blow job, I don't assume it means you want to swallow. It may be a dream come true for me, but not if it leaves you gagging or nauseous on my big load. So I would let you know when I was about to cum,or at least signal that it's about to happen. I would let you decide whether to stay down there for the main event.
3) As tempting as it would be to lie back silently watching your head bob on my dick, I would talk to you while you sucked me, telling you how good it feels, letting you know what a good job you were doing.
4) And... I would let you be in charge, go slowly or fast, use your teeth lightly, suck just the tip or go down deep, cup my balls or squeeze my shaft tightly. It would be up to you. just like the next step, when I am going down on you would be all my style for you to enjoy.







 June 5, 2004, 11:53
 littlegothicslut
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Re: Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
  QUOTE (kbateman @ June 4, 2004, 15:50)
see i remember littlegothic's pictures, and with her looks she only needs to say "because" since I would drag my ass through miles of broken glass to eat that one! You guys will have to work a bit harder! Rotfl.




well then....i will be standing at the corner with my boots on waiting for you....
 June 5, 2004, 16:03
 beezeeka
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 Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Having little gothic slut in the race is just not fair. lol


 June 5, 2004, 18:47
 beezeeka
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 Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
Having little gothic slut in the race is just not fair. lol


 June 5, 2004, 18:52
 

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Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
oh well, life isn't fair! you guys should find my ex and beat the crap out of him for turning me off on men for a while!
 June 6, 2004, 05:37
 

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Re: Re: Tell Me Why I should Give You Head!
  QUOTE (beezeeka @ June 5, 2004, 18:52)
Having little gothic slut in the race is just not fair. lol



lets just hope Chazzy don't jump in... don't think we'd get a second glance!
 June 6, 2004, 20:25
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