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Matzo Balls
A Texan non-Jew came to New York for the first time, having never tasted Jewish food. On the recommendation of a friend, he went to the Lower East Side to eat at a real Jewish restaurant.
He looked at a menu, but everything on it was strange and new and he simply didn't know what to order. When the waitress came, he pointed to a dish on another table and asked what it was.
The waitress replied, "That's matzo-balls".
"OK," said the Texan, "I'll have that."
He got his dish, and was finishing it with relish when the waitress came back again. He looked up and said:
"Ma'am, that was truly delicious. I never had anything like this before. Tell me, do you serve any other parts of the matza?"
 
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| April 12, 2006, 10:20 |
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Re: Matzo Balls
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 12, 2006, 10:20)A Texan non-Jew came to New York for the first time, having never tasted Jewish food. On the recommendation of a friend, he went to the Lower East Side to eat at a real Jewish restaurant.
He looked at a menu, but everything on it was strange and new and he simply didn't know what to order. When the waitress came, he pointed to a dish on another table and asked what it was.
The waitress replied, "That's matzo-balls".
"OK," said the Texan, "I'll have that."
He got his dish, and was finishing it with relish when the waitress came back again. He looked up and said:
"Ma'am, that was truly delicious. I never had anything like this before. Tell me, do you serve any other parts of the matza?"
Think how big a Matza must be to have ball that big!
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| April 12, 2006, 10:58 |
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Re: Matzo Balls
Isn't Matzo another name for bigfoot?
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| April 12, 2006, 11:02 |
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Re: Matzo Balls
big-footballs 
I've gone and lost my mind.... again.... 
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| April 12, 2006, 11:03 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 12, 2006, 11:02)Isn't Matzo another name for bigfoot?
I think a Jewish BigFoot is a Yetti
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| April 12, 2006, 11:04 |
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QUOTE (DEye @ April 12, 2006, 11:04) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 12, 2006, 11:02)Isn't Matzo another name for bigfoot?
I think a Jewish BigFoot is a Yetti
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| April 12, 2006, 11:05 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 12, 2006, 11:05)
Thanks I needed that! 
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