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Who's the boss?
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will make love the way that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
   
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| April 3, 2006, 14:37 |
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just4urplsur
58 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Who's the boss?
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 3, 2006, 14:37)The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will make love the way that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
lmao
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| April 3, 2006, 14:39 |
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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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| April 3, 2006, 15:09 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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| April 3, 2006, 15:57 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| April 3, 2006, 16:01 |
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| April 3, 2006, 16:07 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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| April 3, 2006, 20:14 |
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Re: Who's the boss?
that was a good one
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| April 11, 2006, 22:56 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Who's the boss?
so that's what book you're reading ?   
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