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The Answer Thread!
Just ask any question and I will give you answer. Why do men masturbate? Why does some pussy smell bad? Why would I do this? Any question is fair game. (just don't mind if your answer is a bit naughty)
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| May 6, 2004, 20:46 |
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why do i find your smile more attractive than all the full body nudes around here?
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| May 6, 2004, 20:55 |
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That is because I use Crest with baking soda for a shiny white, recommended by 4 dentists out of 5, and available at all your local retailers.
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| May 6, 2004, 20:57 |
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how the hell do you type so fast?!
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| May 6, 2004, 21:01 |
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I have a high school diploma and typing was my only "A" in the whole 3 years. lol
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| May 6, 2004, 21:02 |
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how come every one else has to go 4 yrs to finnish HS.
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| May 6, 2004, 21:17 |
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Some people (humbly she said) have high enough test scores to be advanced through most schooling (she said with unpretentious airs)
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| May 6, 2004, 21:19 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 6, 2004, 23:19)Some people (humbly she said) have high enough test scores to be advanced through most schooling (she said with unpretentious airs)
So how did you get so smart and pretty too?
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| May 7, 2004, 07:50 |
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so how exactly do you plan to break that 200 mark and at the same time swear off all men?
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| May 7, 2004, 15:37 |
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Silly Man, how little you know. 50.5% of the human population is still fair game for me! I plan to be a pussy licking, clit flickin' tit grabbin machine!
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| May 7, 2004, 15:44 |
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QUOTE (JesseJames @ May 7, 2004, 09:50)So how did you get so smart and pretty too?
The Answer is that I am FEMALE! It takes no more than that, if you were not <male> you would have known that.
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| May 7, 2004, 15:48 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 7, 2004, 17:48) QUOTE (JesseJames @ May 7, 2004, 09:50)So how did you get so smart and pretty too?
The Answer is that I am FEMALE! It takes no more than that, if you were not <male> you would have known that.
I guess that goes along with the fact that women have 50% of the money and all the pussy! 
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| May 7, 2004, 17:23 |
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QUOTE (JesseJames @ May 7, 2004, 19:23) QUOTE (kbateman @ May 7, 2004, 17:48) QUOTE (JesseJames @ May 7, 2004, 09:50)So how did you get so smart and pretty too?
The Answer is that I am FEMALE! It takes no more than that, if you were not <male> you would have known that.
I guess that goes along with the fact that women have 50% of the money and all the pussy!
i`d always heard that the doctor slapped the balls off of the dumb ones in the delivery room but i think jesse is right on this one,my ex ended up not having all of the pussy but most of the money 
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| May 7, 2004, 18:01 |
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My studies have shown that a person can either have a penis or a brain. The two are mutually exclusive. No further discussion of this question is warranted. Thank you.
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| May 7, 2004, 18:11 |
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point taken
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| May 7, 2004, 18:12 |
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HMMMMMMM methinks there be a wee bit of bitterness here 
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| May 7, 2004, 21:21 |
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Wolfie, all of my responses are based upon years of painstaking research, deep study of reference material and basic knowledge. My personal bitterness toward evil scumbag men in general does not taint my answer process.
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| May 8, 2004, 03:12 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 8, 2004, 05:12)Wolfie, all of my responses are based upon years of painstaking research, deep study of reference material and basic knowledge. My personal bitterness toward evil scumbag men in general does not taint my answer process.
Do we need to bee evil too bee a scumbag, or is it possiable to bee just a scumbag or just evil?
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| May 8, 2004, 04:59 |
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Aww,, Give her a break she is just suffering from "Battle Fatigue" She needs a little R-n-R.(rest-n-recuperation) And then someone like me  You know what they say,,,, Hell has no fury as a woman scorned!
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| May 8, 2004, 16:34 |
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well, it's day 35. time to be normal again. some guys just don't know when to dump a girl.
There is no particular order in which evil scumbag men come. some men are evil, some are scumbags, and some are evil scumbags. It really works very similar 6 or one/half dozen, same ol' same ol' and ditto. I stand by my earlier statement, if it has a penis, it is unlikely to also possess a brain.
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| May 8, 2004, 22:34 |
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When is a good time to dump a girl? How about a wife?
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| May 8, 2004, 22:40 |
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do not dump a girl during the 4 days prior to her day. or on the 7 days following. The other 19-20 days of the month are fine from dumping women. Wives are best (according to my research) dumped only after making sure that the house, car, bank account, and all valuables have been placed in her name to save time in court and money on legal fees.
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| May 8, 2004, 22:43 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 9, 2004, 00:43)do not dump a girl during the 4 days prior to her day. or on the 7 days following. The other 19-20 days of the month are fine from dumping women. Wives are best (according to my research) dumped only after making sure that the house, car, bank account, and all valuables have been placed in her name to save time in court and money on legal fees.
A wise man once said "Instead of getting married, just give your house and money to someone you hate. It will save you alot of grief."
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| May 9, 2004, 06:18 |
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You could give them to me. I wouldn't be ungrateful. Next Question!
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| May 9, 2004, 16:50 |
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Soon as I win the tottery, Chazzy and you will be first on the list,,, 
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| May 9, 2004, 22:13 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 9, 2004, 00:43)do not dump a girl during the 4 days prior to her day. or on the 7 days following. The other 19-20 days of the month are fine from dumping women. Wives are best (according to my research) dumped only after making sure that the house, car, bank account, and all valuables have been placed in her name to save time in court and money on legal fees.
when i was younger {quite some time ago}i swore that i would never pay for a piece of ass and now i make a check out every month for some i don`t even get anymore.divorce has been descibed to me as the fucking you get for the fucking you got.{i`m a believer}
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| May 9, 2004, 22:41 |
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Wall Street call it a bad investment!
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| May 9, 2004, 23:32 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ May 10, 2004, 01:32)Wall Street call it a bad investment!
at least with stocks you take a hard hit and walk away i`ve got 13yrs left and i`ll try hard not to use the c word here 
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| May 9, 2004, 23:47 |
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Buy Exxon/Mobile Stock to hold through July. Stock tip of the week.
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| May 11, 2004, 16:07 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 9, 2004, 16:50)You could give them to me. I wouldn't be ungrateful. Next Question!
Butt I don't hate you, so it wouldn't work 
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| May 12, 2004, 16:37 |
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you will hate me after you sign the titles. I am sure of it.
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| May 12, 2004, 17:30 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 12, 2004, 17:30)you will hate me after you sign the titles. I am sure of it.
Butt can I cum in your mouth?
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| May 13, 2004, 05:04 |
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Yes, You can cum in my mouth, on my mouth, near my mouth or even in your own mouth. I am unconcerned with the location of your cum as long as your signiature on the title transfer is vaild.
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| May 13, 2004, 14:45 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 13, 2004, 14:45)Yes, You can cum in my mouth, on my mouth, near my mouth or even in your own mouth. I am unconcerned with the location of your cum as long as your signiature on the title transfer is vaild.
Sorry to say I lost the title in a poker game. It seems that after poking my wife she feels the houses is hers
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| May 14, 2004, 18:17 |
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well, in that case you should plan on "MR. Hand" getting a workout rather than my mouth.
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| May 14, 2004, 18:45 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 14, 2004, 18:45)well, in that case you should plan on "MR. Hand" getting a workout rather than my mouth.
Hey it's your loss! Life goes on
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| May 15, 2004, 05:04 |
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for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer.. in sickness and in health..... yes Jesse, Life goes on........and on........and on.......................................................... ...........................until merciful death do us part.
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| May 15, 2004, 17:30 |
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Jesse, was my last answer too bitchy?
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| May 15, 2004, 17:30 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 15, 2004, 17:30)Jesse, was my last answer too bitchy?
Yea, though I enter the valley of death, I fear no evil
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| May 15, 2004, 17:48 |
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pierced through the heart with your stern cruelty.
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| May 15, 2004, 17:52 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 15, 2004, 17:52)pierced through the heart with your stern cruelty.
Sorry... forgive me my momentary laps of reason
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| May 15, 2004, 18:06 |
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grief hath two tongues, and never a woman yet.
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| May 15, 2004, 19:04 |
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My wife hath one tongue one pussy one lrg. mouth one butt,,,menopause, and no heart.
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| May 15, 2004, 20:14 |
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Kbateman P.M.D. (p is for phony).... says --- Kill the Bitch. Yes that is right. In order to earn the right to bitch and yell, she needs to put out. If the menopause keeps her a bit dry, she can go down on you and you can use some KY lube. If she eats the food, spends the money, and won't fuck you, then she is worthless and you should either kill or dump her and move onward. No past vow is worth a life of misery, hate and discontent.,
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| May 17, 2004, 19:55 |
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WOW,,,,those are harsh words, do any of your P.M.D. clients return, or do they just wind up in jail? I dont hate her, I still love her, she gave me 32 good years and four children, but for some reason she has defected, wether it be nature,me,or a medical condition I dont know, I guess we all have our cross to bear, but thanks for your wisdom I'll pass it on to some one I dont like!
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| May 19, 2004, 01:03 |
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ok, you might not be as severe a case. you should just sit down with her and ask why she won't sleep with you. If she doesn't have an adequate answer, then KTB. All the books say that women will lose interest in sex during and after menopause. This is the number one reason for men 45-60 straying also (wife doesn't put out). I reallyu don't advocate violence. I just use that line whenever someone complains about their betrothed repeatedly. I figure that after 32 years, you should be able to talk about anything with a person, sex, shoes, whatever without embarassment or shame. Good luck... luv
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| May 19, 2004, 14:10 |
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dear miss bateman,
i been thinking i should find me a 3some ... is this a good idea?? 
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| October 24, 2004, 00:22 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 24, 2004, 00:22)dear miss bateman,
i been thinking i should find me a 3some ... is this a good idea??
You have to "find" some sex first 
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| October 24, 2004, 08:34 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ October 24, 2004, 08:34) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 24, 2004, 00:22)dear miss bateman,
i been thinking i should find me a 3some ... is this a good idea??
You have to "find" some sex first
well what the hell do you expect the 3 of us to be doing??? LOL... silly girl.
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| October 24, 2004, 08:53 |
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You know what I meant! You have to find one to have sex with first!
I have a female friend who said you could join in with us next time your in "our" area...And you know who Im talking bout too! 
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