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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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What gives...
I was in the local pub tonight and a nice woman walked in. I didn't notice her at first, but she looked nice form the back when I did. Then, to my horror, she turned around. Her eyeliner was so dark, she looked like she was immitating a racoon?! She took one look at me and said, "What are you staring at fatso". What was I suppose to say? I have got a gut, but I'm trying to lose it. I looked her in the eye and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't really notice you were color blind"... I don't know why I said that, it just came out. She was wearing brown pants with a light blue blouse. My question is why do women who go out, dress nice, don't appreiciate my noticing them? 
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| April 1, 2006, 18:37 |
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Re: What gives...
Your too funny GG .. If your ever in Toledo I'll buy ya a beer...!!! 
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| April 1, 2006, 19:26 |
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Re: What gives...
probably the same reason they spend thousands of dollars on fake tits and low cut shirts then whine and cry about feeling like a piece of meat when it actually gets them a little attention.
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| April 1, 2006, 20:30 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: What gives...
OHHHHH boy, I'm ducking. Incoming from the east. Don't my head taken off, they have go past me before they get to you. You know you just set yourself up for 
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| April 2, 2006, 04:15 |
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Re: What gives...
For the most part, when women dress to kill and go out...sorry guys...it really doesn't have anything to do with you.
Women can be very competitive with each other, they constantly want the reassurance they are THE HOTTEST CHIC in the room. They get this reassurance by dressing up to get hit on (they wanna get hit on just so they can say "no" usually in a very bitchy or "uppity" manner) They will flirt with a man who is already with a woman to see if they are hotter than the woman your with, and hot enough to make you stray. Don't flatter yourselves, doodes, many times, and much of the time, you all are just worker drones in a hive or nest of Queens, very competitive Queens.
That's not to say (here comes the disclaimer!) that this describes every women you come into contact at a club, bar, etc....there are still women out there that dress to attract men because they like men, and women that will be out there just to enjoy good company and have a good time. Just gotta know your barflies from you Queen bees...
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| April 2, 2006, 15:54 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: What gives...
I agree with Chazzy.
And some of us just need to feel pretty and sexy at times, and that they can get a guy to look.
But we wont be mean. 
Ma
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| April 2, 2006, 17:14 |
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Re: What gives...
Ooooh how I know! 
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| April 2, 2006, 17:18 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: What gives...
ahhh...those crazy women folk! And to think, I just thought they wanted me to look at their tits?!... 
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| April 2, 2006, 19:09 |
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Re: Re: What gives...
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ April 2, 2006, 19:09)ahhh...those crazy women folk! And to think, I just thought they wanted me to look at their tits?!...
you can look at mine.. but just for this one time 
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| April 2, 2006, 19:47 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: What gives...
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ April 2, 2006, 19:09)ahhh...those crazy women folk! And to think, I just thought they wanted me to look at their tits?!...
I know I watch their tits, but my neck gets so sore from those bouncing booby's.
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| April 3, 2006, 13:37 |
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