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sex joks
How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? 
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Why are electric trains like women's breasts?
They were designed for kids, but the father usually
winds up playing with them.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me!"
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming, and coming, and coming..........
How did the Dairy Queen become pregnant?
Cause the Burger King forgot to cover his Whopper.
Why did man invent alcohol?
So ugly women could have sex too.
What do soy beans and vibrators have in common?
They are both meat substitutes.
What is the difference between erotic sex and freaky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during freaky sex
you use the whole damn chicken. I just had to put that one in lol
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be one hell of
a blowjob!"
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
The frog says "ribbit, ribbit", and the horny toad
says "rub-it, rub-it".
What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have
in common?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
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| March 24, 2006, 01:16 |
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absix
41 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: sex joks
HAHAHAHAAHAHA 
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| March 24, 2006, 03:53 |
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bignasty
54 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: sex jokes
Damn it woman...now i know why I love you soo...  
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| March 24, 2006, 05:05 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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