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you know your too drunk when.....
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. I know someone like this!!!!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you lol
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
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| March 24, 2006, 01:11 |
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bignasty
54 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: you know your too drunk when.....
TAKE ME DRUNK OFFICER, I'M HOME  
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| March 24, 2006, 05:08 |
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| March 24, 2006, 05:30 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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| March 24, 2006, 07:46 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: you know your too drunk when.....
do you learn by doing ?
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| March 24, 2006, 17:19 |
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Re: you know your too drunk when.....
 dam i cant find the drinking dudes uumm i guess i am an  ....right ? 
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| March 24, 2006, 18:53 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: you know your too drunk when.....
this drinking dude ?
 
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| March 24, 2006, 19:05 |
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Re: you know your too drunk when.....
The parking lot moved?? My girlfriend and I could not find her house one night - that has to count!!
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| March 25, 2006, 05:37 |
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